-Thank god it’s over. David Cook has won Idol and is now free to continue his unforgiving contract. Look for him on Home Shopping Network next, shilling his cd as a buy-one, get-one special with Clay Aiken. (People)

-Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are spending $20 million on the birth of their twins. Items include a helicopter waiting in case of labor, home rental in France and $100,000 for nine cars. Because, you know, eight of them may break down, along with the helicopter, and then where would they be? In a word: Screwed. (MSNBC)

-You said gimmie more, gimmie gimmie more and Brit has answered. The seems-to-be-getting-on-her-feet singer is back in the studio with the producers who helped her on her Blackout album. (People)

-Vince Vaughn speaks what everyone else just thinks: John Mayer is using Jen for PR. You almost want to give the couple the benefit of the doubt in this case, if only for Vince to have a chance to pull a real wedding crash. (MSNBC)

-Denise Richards still won’t shut up about Charlie Sheen and his sperm, which oddly enough does not make me want to watch her reaity TV show. A inside soruce reveals that said sperm have been crying non-stop, asking what the hell they ever did to deserve this kind of negative media attention. (PG6)