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PROOF (OR SOMETHING LIKE IT) OF ALIENS TO BE RELEASED TODAY

May 29th, 2008 · 22 Comments · Uncategorized

I suddenly feel like I am writing for the Onion or National Enquirer, but there is a Denver man who is seriously commissioning for the arrival of alien visitors.

Jeff Peckman is planning on releasing authentic video footage of 4ft tall gray spacemen and asks that an 18-member Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission be put in place.

When asked by city boardman if he was serious (read-completely fucking nuts), Jeff responded that while he has never actually seen an alien before, there have been UFOs landing in Los Angeles and hovering near the White House.

Jeff needs 4,000 signatures to get the proposal on the ballot. So I guess we will find out just how many people are seriously gullible.

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