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It’s been said a dozen different ways, women will not vote for Palin strictly because she is a woman, but throw out a little naughty slang on someone’s mammaries and BAM, people pay attention.

For your answer on the stupidest question ever: “Are You a women or a democrat first?”*, you are certainly the tits!

*On a serious side note though-why all these dumb questions, why the assumption that if you’re a woman you are going to automatically vote for Sarah Palin?

Listen mainstream media, I hate to burst your bubble, but here is the truth: Women don’t all get along. We don’t all love each other or treat each other differently and with blanketed love because we all share the same anatomy. We are not dancing around maypoles in a flowery utopian field or having huge slumber parties where we giggle while pillow fighting and we are not randomly making out with each other in high school locker rooms wearing cheerleading outfits.

Yes, as a whole we will stick up for our gender and we will share a tampon in the bathroom, but our votes and our opinions on issues and larger matters are not strung together simply by our tits-they are strung together by our values, which I beleive I learned at some point during Sex Ed or Biology 101, everyone, penis or vagina or hermaphordite what-not, has.

Is this settled now? Women will not automatically vote for Sarah Palin based on gender.

comment from shadowcampaigner: … needs to be said, will no doubt need to be repeated before this thing is over, but you’re fighting an uphill battle there, babe: I think black people have been trying to make a similar argument for well, let’s see, um, yeah, basically forever.