Being that I am not pro-corruption in government, I am glad Blago got kicked out of his positionas governor. However, the guy kind of grew on me like an addictively awful soap opera in which you can’t help but love the ego-maniacal villain.  I’ll miss him in the public eye and he clearly loves being there.

Now that he’s unemployed like the thousands of other Americans and can no longer be active in his field, what will Blago do?

His strong points are being a great bullshitter, entertaining as all hell and having amazing hair.  Let’s play career counselor:

5) Talk show host/Member of The View/Reality Show Contestant:Sure the guy would probably not want to let any of the guests talk and just continue to carry on about himself, but that might not be too much of a detriment. It works for Tyra Banks.  And as for being on The View, we already saw the vitality he brought to the show and he would surely be a fabulous addition to Dancing With The Stars.

4)  Civil Rights Leader:Blago has compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandella and Mahatma Ghandi.  This is his time to prove his staus amongst legends. He wants to help the people of Chicago!  He could hold a march for the excessive use of explitives, a hunger strike for cash, or perhaps quench the thirst of other known political criminals with his tears. I have a feeling Elliot Spitzer would lick his face. 

3) Infomercial Spokesperson:Snuggies, ShamWows, Oxiclean. The cheaply produced ad is where it’s at right now. I for one, would buy a re-usable towel that can soak up mass quantities of liquid from him in a second.  Anything having to do with hair products would be golden-the Blago Football would be a best seller.

2) Cattle Herder: This is just a given. He already has experience being on the ranch with six other cowboys, herdin’ cattle and ropin’ steers.

1) Sarah Palin 2012 Running Mate: Sure, they’re politics don’t quite mesh. Aside from being a Democrat and her, a Republican, she’s (purportedly) an ethics kind of gal, while he is clearly not into that sort of thing. But still, the sum of their joined notoriety would be a winner. Now that Joe the Plumber has some journalistic know-how, he could act as their press secretary. It would be just like a reality TV show: Two people picked to live in the White House, what hilarious comedic situations will they find themselves in?  Ahmajenidad to guess star as the  evil, yet kooky and kind of hot meddler. The public would love it. And, for some reason if they don’t win, this would catapult their fame to such an extreme that it would act as a platform for all other endeavours listed here.