-Padma Lakshmi is just one of the hotties who get naked for Allure this month. “I tend to sleep in the nude… I’m a sensual-leaning woman. You have to use the word ‘leaning’ or it sounds like I’m boasting,” she says.

-Chris Brown has some how gotten another woman to date him.  Perhaps he threatened to beat the crap out of her if she said no?

-Suri Cruise is going to Scientology School because her family is in a cult.

-Miley Cyrus to save America from recession! The Hannah Monatana movie is a box office hit, opening with $34 million this weekend. To celebrate, she went out with her ex boyfriend, Jonas brother Nick, and hit a car.

-Poor Anna Wintour is heartbroken right now. Roger Federer has tied the knotfellow with tennis ace and former WTA player Miroslava Vavrinec.

-Simon Cowell may ditch Idol. In related news, American Idol is still on the air.-Lady Gaga and Katy Perry have bonded over lack of proper attire. “We’re friends, yeah! I think we both started wearing no pants at the same time,” said Perry. 

-Lindsay Lohan is very upset about breaking up with her girlfriend Sam Ronson and trying to numb herself with booze. Stars really are just like us! Shocking!

-In a giant and unmistakable move for good press, Madonna wrote a letter to a Malawi papersaying how she should get all of their children. She just wants to make them rich so that they can grow up and come back to the country to shower it with gold and Best Of cds.

-Some woman who is not Amy Winehouse may be pregnant with the child of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake.