Two bizarre stories today on some of America’s favorite right-leaning radio hosts. Let’s take a look:

1) Sean Hannity, who of course thinks torture is friggin sweet, has offered himself up to be waterboarded. It’s for charity, which great,  but his point is what? Will he tell the people drowning him all of his darkest secrets about wanting to bomb America and abortion clinics to prove that torture works? Could be interesting to say the least.

2) Glen Beck is up for sale on eBay! Really! And I quote:  ”For the low, low price of $1,500 AmerosPatriotic U.S. Dollars, you can BUY GLENN BECK, on the Internet, and do whatever you want with him, for a whole night!” This includes calling him a socialist, fascist, water boarding him and teabagging him all night. You’ll also get all the free Coke Zeros you want! No shit.

Good to see these two finally doing there part for the good of the country.