Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I just freaked out for no reason. A friend sent me a link to a story that looks like it’s from the BBC and claims that the swine flu virus H1N1 has mutated into a new strain called H1Z1 which makes people into zombies. 

It’s the movie 28 Days Later come true. “After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Having opened this on my Blackberry, I could not see the URL. For those who also get this link sent to you, the address is bouncewithme.com and the story is NOT TRUE. It has however, been spreading like undead hellfire on Twitter.

God damn you, Internet!