-It was inevitable-thank god. Above is the Dick in the Box sequel, Mother Lover.

-Madonna and Jesus are gonna make it honest with a commitment ceremony.

-Susan Boyle is gonna be on Oprah!  Heart breaker of a line: “I am not lonely. Everyone has been so nice. I’ve got millions of new friends now.”

-Nude photos have been found that may or may not be Rihanna. This poor girl!

-Jimmy Fallon dropped out of college back in the mid-90’s one semester away from graduation. Now that he’s famous, the College of St. Rose will be giving him his diploma.

-Paris Hilton is on vacay somewhere with that hot dude she is dating and she couldn’t be happier blah blah blah. Here are a bunch of pictures of her.

-A stripper on Michael Phelps: The sex lasted for about three hours.  Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!”

-Carrie Prajean, Miss California, has joined the gay storm, recording an anti-marriage phone message urging people to sign a petition against opposite marriage for NOM.