-Above is some vampire porn for you Twilight fans. Enjoy.

-Britain’s Got Talent wunderkind Susan Boyle freaked out on people stalking her at a hotel shouting, How f***ing dare you! You can’t f***ing talk to me like that.”  When the cops asked if there was a problem, she responded, “Of course there’s a f***ing problem,” before storming away in tears. The fame may be getting to her.

-ChaceCrawford is summer flinging with a 19 year old supermodel. Hooray, he’s not gay!

-Britney Spears is no longer a girl, fully a woman. She ahem, menstruated, all over the clothes during an Elle Magazine photoshoot.

-There’s going to be a Saved by The Bell Reunion on the Jimmy Fallon Show!  Dustin Diamond is sooooo getting in fist fight with Mario Lopez.

-Jessica Simpson is making a reality TV show about what it means to be beautiful all over the world. Great concept until she opens up her mouth and says dumb offensive things to women on a global level.

-Here are pics of Cameron Diaz. She is in  bikini.

-Miley Cyrus’ sexy-ass boyfriend Justin Gaston tells Details: “I have nightmares about paparazzi. I always have these, like, flashing things in my dreams. They’re so scary. I was going to tweet about [the paparazzi] the other day, but I was afraid people might be, like, mean to me, which they often are. Please don’t be mean to me on Twitter. I’m just a guy. I’m just a guy with a dream. I don’t know what that means.”

-Prince Harry gets to NYC tomorrow!!!!!!!

-Chris Brown is being sued by a pap who says the strong fisted lunatic rapper’s bodyguards roughed him up.