Chris Buttars, the dude who sponsored the ban on gay marriage and hater of black babies, totally pulled a Tobias Funke. Above, when discussing all the fabulous hot pink ruckus the gays are making as they take their new Broadway play Equal Rights for All to the streets, he says “I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. Certainly not in my kid’s face.”

Got that gays? Just not in the face. Get creative!