Have you heard?!?!? Adam Lambert, who is gay or not gay and hasn’t or maybe has said he’s gay but is totes into dudes, grabbed his no-no part last night and shoved a guys head there while gyrating and then made out with someone on America’s family network ABC and it’s all the Internet can talk about today (in between panting over New Moon) and OMG OMG! Which is crazy and scandalous and all that and oh no, but didn’t Britney Spears already do this exact same number?

Being that we all saw what happened to her, lets hope someone keeps a close eye on Adam and doesn’t let him anywhere near Kevin Federline or a bag of Cheetos.