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NEW EURO MCDONALDS A SIGN OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL?

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads, WTF?

The photo above is:
A) A coffee shop in San Francisco during the first dot com boom
B) A scene from a movie based in Seattle that focuses on bloggers
C) A snazzy shot of a hell where you are forced to work all day in a room with bright orange walls
D) McDonalds
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CHRISTIANS SAY ‘BAH HUMBUG’ TO A MERRY GAP-MAS

November 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads, The Holidays

This year Old Navy and Bannana Republic would like to bring you some nondenominational wishes. Gap had some trouble deciding on a specific holiday, so  hit them all with cheerleaders (Cheer=cheer, get it?) chanting “Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, Go Kwanzaa, Go Solstice.” And what can you say to that except, god damn consumer brands and [...]

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‘NORMAL FUNDRAISING CONVERSATION’ OR TOTAL BULLS**T: Illinois Sen. Roland Burris’ statements in a new tape

May 28th, 2009 · 43 Comments · Ads, Moneyz, Politics, Product Distraction, Psych, Relationships, Rod Blagojevich, Uncategorized, Your Money Is Burning

Really- Hardball’s Chris Matthews just NAILS Burris on the FBI tapes here:

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It’s not that I believed that he got the seat legitimately, but hearing his answers to the direct quotes and questions just made my heart sink. I am disgusted by the situation, [...]

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LOUISIAN SENATE RACE: RACIER!

May 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads, Artist Spotlight, Celebrity, MD Crushwatch, Movies, Politics, Relationships, Sex

Stormy Daniels is considering running against Louisiana’s Republican senator, David Vitter, in 2010. Vitter was linked to the D.C. Madame and her prostitution services in 2007. Daniels has launched what she is calling a listening tour in Louisiana. She spoke to Kiran Chetry on CNN’s “American Morning” Wednesday.
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BREAKING: YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV

March 27th, 2009 · 28 Comments · Ads, Internet, Media

Hey, look! There is a new study out to tell you what you already know: You’re bombarded by ads all the time!
The precise amount of time per day your being pushed to consume is 61 minutes per day. The amount of time your exposed to screens (computer, cellphone, gps) is around 8.5 hours a day.
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TROPICANA DITCHES NEW GENERIC PACKAGING

February 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Ads

Have you seen the newfangled Tropicana packaging? Probably not since it blends right into the generic brand stuff, so that you’re all, “Oh damn it, they’re out of pulpy-free goodness.”
Never fear though. The glorious guerrilla army of overseers of American branding iconography have staged an all out revelotution of angry phone calls calling the new [...]

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RECESSIONOMICS: BOOZE & SEX TO FUEL AD REVENUE

February 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads

Whadda ya know, networks are just as broke as you! And just like those of you have decided to drink away your sorrows or sell your body for sex, they are shopping prime time ad space to sin-filled categories that were formerly banned.
On Sunday, 15 cities saw an Absolut Vodka ad during the Grammy Awards and [...]

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M&M SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT AD: SEXIST OR JUST CREEPY

February 13th, 2009 · 45 Comments · Ads, WTF?

Above is the ad that M&M’s ran in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.  I am getting the jibees (technical term) about it. I was pretty sure from every other commercial,  that the candy coated shell was in fact, their skin and not clothing. So this ad, which is utterly sexist if it is her [...]

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VIRGIN ATLANTIC AD RED HOT WITH SEXISM?

February 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads

Watch Virgin Airlines new 25th Anniversary Red Hot ad campaign. Is it sexist?

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EVER WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON IN OBAMA’S HEAD?

February 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads, Barack Obama, Media, Politics

It’s a Discover Channel Ad. Who woulda thunk it?
Esquire, who recently did a special blingy digital cover, has sort of stepped over a respect boundary while trying to think outside of the box with this peel away Obama face. No wonder traditional media is dying.

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BEST BUY GETS SARCASTIC

February 4th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads

(Via Buzzfeed)
But in this economic climate, who knows how long they’ll be laughing.

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BEST SUPERBOWL AD: HULU.COM & ALEC BALDWIN WILL EAT YOUR MUSH BRAIN

February 2nd, 2009 · No Comments · Ads

By far the funniest ad that aired last night during the Super Bowl was the one for Hulu.com featuring Alec Baldwin, if only because it featured Alec Baldwin and he is God (or in this case, an alien God).  Aside from the whole brain eating thing, it was far less violent than some and there were no [...]

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WORST SUPERBOWL AD: DOES MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA MAKE YOU WANT A BURGER?

February 2nd, 2009 · No Comments · Ads

Jack in the Box’s ‘Hang in There Jack’ commercial ran during the Super Bowl last night and is morbid, gross, and completely void of humor. See the spokesperson Jack get hit by a bus in a pretty realistic way.Har har har? Death is hilarious and sure does make me hungry?
No. So wrong. To make it [...]

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SUPERBOWL ADS: THE GOOD & THE BAD

January 29th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads, Sports

I don’t care for football (gasp!), but I will be getting wasted and watching commercials this Sunday. I am sure many of you will be doing the same.
Since Bowl ads cost around $3 million (yeah really, not a typo), you would think they would all be amazing. And some are. Some however, are definitely not.
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PETA’S VEGGIE LOVE AD BANNED FROM SUPERBOWL

January 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Ads

‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad
NBC has rejected the above ad for their Super Bowl time slot, saying “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” I don’t see the big deal. It’s not like it’s Janet Jackson’s nipple.
It’s also not as graphic as the viral Durex baloon animals ad.  Click through to see.

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BURGER KING TO DE-PURIFY THE MOUTH’S OF NOBLE SAVAGES

December 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments · Ads, WTF?

There is just so much wrong with the new Burger King Whopper Virgins campaign, it’s hard to know where to begin. The premise is that BK takes its Whopper and the McDonald’s Whopper out in to the wild’s known as NOT America and gives the native people a taste test.
1) Let’s get the obvious [...]

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