The Hills, The City, Tila Tequila, The Bachelor…almost all past examples of reality TV have shown that the genre is in fact, not in any sense of the term, a pure representation of reality. And yet, despite what common sense, logic, and history have told me-I really bought the “authenticity” of Jersey Shore.
These kids just didn’t seem [...]

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LIFE has just released never before seen photos of a 24 year old Marilyn. The negatives were discovered as the mag continues its quest to put every photo ever taken in its digital archives. At the time, the lighting and printing was felt to be off so they were never published, but they are gorgeous. [...]

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Octo-mom’s mother, Angela Suleman, has her house up for auction. The cost is $534,289.54, which is significant because Nadya just purchased a new home for $564,900, instead of helping mom out of debt. Nice.

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MTV Shows
-Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno “fell” with his jockstrap in Eminiem’s face. While the whole show is staged, it actually looked like the rapper didn’t know it was going to happen and was pissed, making it a highlight of MTV Movie Awards History. Expect to see it a gajillion times.
-And the media-fan system has finally [...]

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NY Times has got a great profile on Zach in today’s paper. Check it out here.

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Legendary music producer Phil Spector was sentenced to 19 years to life in prison for the murder of a Hollywood actress in 2003, the Associated Press reports.

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Last night as you sat on your couch watching Charm School and Daisy of Love (I know you did!), Obama was busy entertaining the stars as his Give Your Money to the Democratic National Committee tour hit Beverly Hills. Ass kissing was done, kabachi ravioli and sunchoke rosemary mashed potatoes were swallowed, and wallets were [...]

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-Above is some vampire porn for you Twilight fans. Enjoy.
-Britain’s Got Talent wunderkind Susan Boyle freaked out on people stalking her at a hotel shouting, How f***ing dare you! You can’t f***ing talk to me like that.”  When the cops asked if there was a problem, she responded, “Of course there’s a f***ing problem,” before [...]

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Look out, Michelle!  Get ready for ROBOBAMA!
As best stated by Gizmodo (Sorry, AWL):
“Disney technicians are hard at work on an incredibly-lifelike robotic version of President Obama. Dick Cheney is reportedly working on a virus to cause the robot to fail.”

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-Chris Brown is not a monster. Oh, and buy his new album. (DON’T!)
-”I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy… The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I [...]

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Huge scandal! Maybe! Possibly! Potentially!
AT&T, the owner biggest corporate sponsors of “American Idol,” may have scammed this year’s competition by providing phones for free text-messaging services and lessons in casting “Power Texts,” which can send 10 messages at the press of one button, at parties organized by fans of Kris Allen, the winner of the show.

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-At 41, Pam Anderson still looks hot in a bikini.
-Kevin Bacon had his Blackberrystolen on the subway. This is crazy news because: 1) Due to six degrees of separation, everyone in the world must now change their phone number and 2)  Kevin Bacon takes mass transportation.
-Jesus Luz said he and Madonna are just friends, even though [...]

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-Tom Cruise took his son to a Laker’s game. Meanwhile, wife Katie is getting ready for her performance at this Sunday’s 20th anniversary National Memorial Day Concert broadcast from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol on PBS.
-Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are back together. Again.
-Here are pictures of Patrick Swayze. He is either [...]

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-Paris Hilton has been turned into a zombie and is about to eat this poor man.
-All it takes to get Brad in your movie is to get him high and wasted. On how he wound up in Inglorious Basterds: “All I know is we talked about backstory and we talked about movies into the wee [...]

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I know, I know, who cares? You have to admit though, there is something oddly fascinating about someone taking scripts, adding some connecting lines and changing their first name to create a new piece of garbage.
I made it through the first few paragraphs because I was initially intrigued by the first line which says: “Jane [...]

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-Celebrity weekly covers!
-Anna Wintour owns Oprah’s big ass. In 1998 she made the talk show diva shed some pounds before she would put her on the cover of Vogue.
-Chace Crawford will show everyone that dancing isn’t Satan’s way of saying “hello,” as Ren McCormack in the remake of Footloose.
-Seventeen year old gymnast Shawn Johnson was named winner [...]

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-Lay the fuck off of Miley Cyrus’ body. She looks hot and she knows it. The teen star tweeted: “Talk all you want. I have my flaws. I’m a normal girl, there’s things about my body I would change but stop with calling me f*t… People that are so okay with being so hateful disgust [...]

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-This may be the hottest Christian Bale photo ever. Dirty, dirty, and more dirty. On his infamous, remixed into a dance tune, explitive-laced rant: “I would just say: inexcusable, my fault, yes, I did it, no excuses.”
-Lindsay Lohan finally got a gig that does not involve wearing leggings, applying self tanner, or throwing a fit [...]

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-Alec Baldwin gives David Letterman some sexy toys for his wedding.
-Christopher Walken tells Esquire: “Most of the jobs I get are basically very unwholesome people. There’s always something wrong with the guy, and sometimes something deeply wrong. I’m tired of that.”
-Madonna and boy toy Jesus are having a Kabbalah wedding ceremony. It won’t be [...]

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