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Thank god for Glamour and their sexy medical sex advice. According to this handy graph perfect for alarmists, germaphobes, and dudes who just want to hit it from behind but can’t get their girlfriend to say yes, missionary sex is way risky and just like licking a subway pole or hanging out with a bunch [...]

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This year I’ll be having seconds of reminders that I’m single, with an extra couple bites of hangover. Have a great day everyone!

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PETA members please avoid. Everyone else, enjoy.

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This includes sex, profanity, an animal, and complete nonsense. It could be the best on-air goof of all time.
Ernie Anastos: “It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick.”
Weatherman Nick Gregory: “I guess that’s me!”
Ernie Anastos: “Keep fucking that chicken, HAHAHA!”

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Please watch till the end. It’s fantatsic!

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No one really knows much about whether the new species is harmful to humans, but I feel like there’s an awesome horror-movie film plot just waiting to be made out of this story! (Or a porno… )
Either way, whether you’re considering writing a script or not, read more about this species and others, here.

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According to an article recently written by a psychologist, the way that you hold your drink says a lot more than you think about your personality.

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So much sweeter than ShamWow!

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You’ve been warned.

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Look out, Michelle!  Get ready for ROBOBAMA!
As best stated by Gizmodo (Sorry, AWL):
“Disney technicians are hard at work on an incredibly-lifelike robotic version of President Obama. Dick Cheney is reportedly working on a virus to cause the robot to fail.”

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Over a whopping THOUSAND warrants have been issued against allegedly corrupt Iraqi officials according to Iraq’s Commission on Public Integrity:
The anti-corruption committee statement said there were as many as 997 arrest warrants against officials under suspicion and 53 were at director-general level or above.
The statement added that 51 officials had been arrested in April and [...]

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Normally we like to ask for donations at this point, because no one in America has medical…

But high scores would be just fine.

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Related: KEYBOARD CAT: THE TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

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Label this under both Awesomely Hilarious and Predictable. The man named in the Guinness Book of World Records for most law suits, is suing them for using his “legal masterpieces,” and the nicknames ‘Sue-per-man’, ‘the duke of lawsuits’ and ‘Johnny Sue-nami’.
The overly litigious Jonathan Lee Riches, who is currently serving time in the pokey for wire fraud, [...]

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To the people who made this: I love you!

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Introducing the PediSedate, the newest, coolest, and most fun way to drug your kid.  Not only is it purple and sweet looking, but it administers gas as the kid plays computer games on handheld consoles.
For some reason I find this picture hilarious. Use it if your a medical professional or a pedophile (kidding).

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I myself have not purchased one yet, but was incredibly happy with the powers of my two wolf moon shirt and even more pleased with my three moon one wolf tee.
Sold on Amazon, this shirt has become the latest and perhaps most hilarious Internet meme of recent times. The Washington Post has an article today on [...]

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Now, you too, can have a hair helmet just like the disgraced former Senator of Illinois. Coming in both shampoo and conditioner, the new Blago products will give yu height, volume, and a swearing problem for just $8.99 a pop. To get yours, click here.

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If you haven’t been to SPILL.COM you have been missing out on the best movie reviews since before Siskell or Ebert died… Sorry, Siskell! (Or Ebert…)

Hover your pointer over “Next” to see what their next review will be. (Star Trek, anyone?)
ENJOY!
-TZK

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Use this movie as an excuse to get stoned. Really fucking stoned. It opens May 19th.
PS-Electric Youth 4Ever!

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