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Entries Tagged as 'The Gays'

UTAH’S SENATOR WOULD LIKE THE GAYS TO STOP STICKING IT IN HIS FACE

November 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, The Gays

Chris Buttars, the dude who sponsored the ban on gay marriage and hater of black babies, totally pulled a Tobias Funke. Above, when discussing all the fabulous hot pink ruckus the gays are making as they take their new Broadway play Equal Rights for All to the streets, he says “I meet with the gays here and [...]

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NOM RELEASES ANOTHER VIDEO

May 20th, 2009 · 38 Comments · The Gays

The people behind the gay storm ads have come up with another brilliant campaign. Gay marriage makes children more accepting and open minded, if you are white. If you are Asian, your kid be much smarter and wonder why the other kids are even asking questions.

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PUTTING A FACE ON DON’T ASK DON’T TELL

May 20th, 2009 · 27 Comments · Politics, The Gays

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Meet Lieutenant Colonel Victor J. Fehrenbach. A brief bio:
“He is a fighter weapons systems officer, has been flying the F-15E Strike Eagle since 1998. He has flown numerous missions against Taliban and al-Qaida targets, including the longest combat mission in his squadron’s history. On [...]

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WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER: Hilarious

May 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Barack Obama, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Media, Michelle Obama, Obama family, Politics, Rahm Emanuel, Shit That Makes Me Laugh, The Gays, Timothy Geithner

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As if I needed another reason to love this man, here are 16 minutes of sheer glorious ‘Bam, “unscripted” and at his funniest yet, while addressing the press and politicians. Seriously, I found myself chuckling on the trip back from mother’s day thinking things like “Heh- the right [...]

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ARTISTS: STRANGER, STILL AWESOME

May 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Artist Spotlight, Literature, Psych, Relationships, The Gays

In perhaps one of the coolest historical footnotes, yet: the rumor that Van Gogh cut off his own ear has recently been disproved. Van Gogh in fact did NOT cut off his own ear, but DID give his ear to a prostitute. 
Although it was over 130 years ago, police have found a police sketch of [...]

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UPDATED: MISS CALIFORNIA CONTINUES TO GIVE BEAUTY PAGEANTS A BAD NAME

April 21st, 2009 · No Comments · The Gays

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UPDATE:It’s beauty versus the big flaming blogger. Both Perez Hilton and Miss California, Carrie Prejean, spoke with Matt Lauer this morning about the controversy that arose from her answer of not really being that into “opposite marriage.”
Prejean is now saying that she would have [...]

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TOP MCCAIN CAMPAIGN AIDE EMBRACES THE GAYS

April 17th, 2009 · No Comments · John McCain, Politics, The Gays

Steven Schmidt, a top McCain campaign aide who also worked for Bush, is speaking out at the big gay Log Cabin Republicans (Republicans who would like to screw Abe Lincoln) meeting. 
His message isn’t just for the group, but for the entire Republican party: Hug, embrace, and do the dirty with the homos if you want to gain more [...]

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STEPHEN COLBERT WARNS OF GAY STORM WINDS BLOWING EACH OTHER

April 17th, 2009 · No Comments · Media, The Gays

Related:
APOCALYPTIC STORM OF GAY IS GATHERING

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GOV DAVID PATTERSON HEARTS NY GAYS

April 16th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, The Gays

Gov Patterson is taking steps to be just as progressive as Iowa and Vermont by introducing a gay marriage bill to the New York State Assembly.
Being that NYC is the center of the gay universe (the specific apex located at David Barton Gym in Chelsea), this seems like it would be an easy pass. However, [...]

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BRINGING YOU INTO A HAPPY WEEKEND

April 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Internet, Musical Distraction, The Gays, The Holidays

Sorry I was out most of today, but I had to handle some shit and do my taxes. Below and above are my gifts to you for a Happy Easter weekend.
-Above is Empire of the Sun’s Walking on a Dream. It’s a great song and you can find about four remixes that all rock on [...]

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APOCALYPTIC STORM OF GAY IS GATHERING

April 9th, 2009 · 1 Comment · The Gays

It’s a storm of sequined dildos, good fashion, and Broadway musicals!
“I am a doctor who can no longer discriminate people and choose not to give them equal healthcare.” “I can no longer go to church because gay marriage has created a giant roadblock of fabulous in front of the door.” “Gay marriage has come in [...]

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GAY LOVE NOW LEGAL IN THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA

April 3rd, 2009 · 39 Comments · Politics, The Gays

I never thought Iowa was progressive, but hell, I never really thought much of Iowa. Now however, I adore it, love it and want to gay marry it!
The state’s Supreme Court ruled in favor of same sex couples this morning. “The Iowa statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman [...]

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SUPREME COURT THINKS PROP 8 IS FABULOUS, HONEY

March 6th, 2009 · No Comments · The Gays

From the way things are playing out, it looks like gay’s will never get their fruity “marriage rights.” The California Supreme Court strongly indicated Thursday it would rule in favor of upholding Proposition 8, which abolished their basic right to love, reports the LA Times.

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HOMECOMING QUEEN GETS A WHOLE NEW MEANING

February 20th, 2009 · No Comments · The Gays

George Mason University students have elected a drag queen as homecoming queen! Ryan Allen beat out two actual, anatomically correct women for the royal position. He competed under his lady persona of Reann Ballslee, a name which in and of itself deserves some sort of award.
Even better? For the qualifying pageant he wore a silver bra [...]

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ELLEN & PORTIA ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY, NORMALIZE GAYS WITH KIDS

February 20th, 2009 · 43 Comments · Celebrity, The Gays

God, I love this couple. First Ellen made gay acceptable for Midwestern house wives, then she moved on to become a symbol of gay marriage and now her and her wife, Portia de Rossi are planning on having a baby! 
“They would love a boy,” an insider tells Star. “But would truly be happy with any healthy [...]

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GAY BISHOP TO CANCEL OUT RICK WARREN AT INAUGURATION

January 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Barack Obama, Inauguration, Politics, The Gays

Talk about perfect strategy. After the outcry from homosexuals and their like-minded supporters over Obama choosing vocal anti-gay pastor, Rick Warren, to pray at his inaugural, Obama needed to make amends but could not uninvite Warren or risk losing the support of Warren’s followers.  The solution: Cancel out any ire  by having Bishop Gene Robinson, a [...]

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RICK WARREN TOTALLY COOL WITH GAYS, OWNS MELISSA ETHRIDGE ALBUM

December 22nd, 2008 · No Comments · Politics, The Gays, Uncategorized

Okay everyone, maybe we should all calm down and cease the outcry of Rick Bigoted Warren performing Obama’s invocation at the inaugural ceremony. An article from the AP this weekend delves into just how much the evangelical pastor”loves Muslims, people of other religions, Republicans and Democrats,” and ohhh, he also loves “gays and straights.”
The Proof:
Evidence [...]

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