-Paris Hilton has been turned into a zombie and is about to eat this poor man.
-All it takes to get Brad in your movie is to get him high and wasted. On how he wound up in Inglorious Basterds: “All I know is we talked about backstory and we talked about movies into the wee [...]

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-A crazed Britney fan hopped on stage in Connecticut and busted a move. He was swiftly kicked off and homegirl did not miss a beat. Most impressed I’ve ever been with her.
-My favorite celeb couple, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, got hitched. Congrats to them!
-Madge is back in court today to fight for her Malawian accessory Mercy [...]

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-I finally watched the Susan Boyle video from Britain’s Idol show. Since she isn’t that attractive I figured the purpose was to make fun of her. It’s not. I cried. You will too.
-Ross and Rachel in real life? Jennifer Anniston wants David Shwimmer’s sperm for artificial insemination since [...]

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-Padma Lakshmi is just one of the hotties who get naked for Allure this month. “I tend to sleep in the nude… I’m a sensual-leaning woman. You have to use the word ‘leaning’ or it sounds like I’m boasting,” she says.
-Chris Brown has some how gotten another woman to date him.  Perhaps he threatened to [...]

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-The father of the baby Madonna is not allowed to adopt has been found and says he wants to be a part of her life. The motives may not be great though: “Now I hear that my little girl will be famous, and best of all I can form some bond with her at last.”
-Farrah Fawcett, [...]

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-Above is Jake Gyllenhaal fulfilling all of my fantasies in The Prince of Persia.
-Bearer of obvious prophecies Oprah Winfrey made a statement on her show to Rihanna that Chris, “will hit you again.” Which is probably true, but will be okay if you hit him first, at least according to his lawyers.
-Octo-Mom has lost her second [...]

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-Britney kicked off her first tour in five years in New Orleans.  You want a piece of her?
-Make it stop! Chris Brown reportedly proposed to his victim, Rihanna, so that he can beat her in sickness and in health forever. She said yes, because she is just 21 and confused. 
-Paris Hilton and her diamond encrusted [...]

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-Have you been spreading bizarre and crazy rumors about Katie Holmes? She tells Glamour she’d like to have you to her home. ‘Why don’t you come over and have dinner? See what there is to see.’”
-Chris Brown and Khloe Kardashian were not partying and do not know each other, contrary to reports.
-Being sad and single isn’t [...]

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-Celebrate! It’s on! Lone hold out and little bastard Michael Cera has finally signed on for an Arrested Development movie. Can. Not. Wait. Chicken Dance!!!
-In other movie news, the lovable Michael Gondry has signed on to direct Green Hornet. Expect the crime fighter to slay villains with weapons that shoot flowers, tie them with yarn and [...]

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-Salma Hayek got married to a rich foreign guy.
-Chris Brown has issued a public apology for beating up Rihanna. If the public could respond en mass, I’m pretty certain they would say “Fuck you.
-Psychic friend Nate Silver ruins the Oscars by telling you the winners.
-More trouble in paradise. Linds called Sam by her first name [...]

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-Ashton Kutcher is capable fo being an a-hole at 7:30am, as evidenced by this video in which he also seems slightly drunk.
-Alan Cumming is asking the important questions and speaks what we’re all thinking. He says, “I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a [...]

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-Amy Winehouse is a life saver!  Some women was thrown from a boat onto rocks where Amy was sitting and the perpetually f%cked up rocker didn’t just ignore her, but actually talked to her. Wow.
-Obnoxious celeb couple J. Lo and Marc Anthony couldn’t get into a fancy inaugural party and had to [...]

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-No, this is not the new Verne Troyer furry sex tape. MiniMe was forced to dress as a Teddybear for some reality show thus killing my warm childhood memories and making me laugh, simultaneouly.
-Amy Winehouse was seen crawling around on all fours stealing drinks from people’s table at her posh vacay resort. You gotta hand it [...]

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-Tina Fey gave the best speech last night at the Golden Globe’s telling Internet commentators to “Suck it.”  There’s also rumors flying that Barack may go on Tina’s 30 Rock, but I am kind of skeptical about this one.
-Marc Anthony agreed to sing and Jennifer Lopez said she would “speak” at the Latino Inaugural Ball [...]

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-Brad Pitt and Angie got frisky at the Critics Choice Awards. According to one attendee, “At one point, Brad had his hand all the way up Angelina’s dress!”
-Trip, Apple, Pilot Inspektor. Lisa Bonet raises the bar on crazy baby names by naming her kid Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.
-Nicole Kidman and I have something in common. [...]

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