Yesterday digi-cats were all up in arms over reports that Obama was seen, gasp, at the gym with a Zune. A notably lame device, legions of hipster voters and us here at MD were understandably concerned. A Zune is incompatible with Mac, meaning that Obama would have lied about his Apple street [...]

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Why does it take up to 12 hours for Americans to vote in 2008? Here’s some free advice for readers going to the polls tomorrow: bring a good book with you!

The Palin campaign stonewalls the release of her medical records. Seriously: what is she hiding?

John McCain’s hoping the old adage of “it [...]

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Why did I not see this coming?  She’s probably got more experience than Sarah Palin and she’s already got the fancy wardrobe, so why not? 
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MCCAIN ADVISOR: “OBAMA [...]

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The emergency bailout you and I paid for has not worked so far. Credit markets remain frozen because banks are mortally afraid to lend in this environment. Smart people are predicting a “severe global recession.” Republicans, predictably, are blaming poor people (read: blacks & Latinos) for our current financial woes, meanwhile economists [...]

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Paris Hilton officially throws her hat into the political ring by taping a Presidential Campaign ad in response to the whole “Obama is a celebrity” brouhaha.
After making fun of

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Barack Obama, Spring of 2005. From TIME Magazine’s Verbatim section.

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Paris Hilton’s mom, Kathy,

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“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
That’s Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton talking about the recent decline in paparazzi-related disturbance since Britney Spears, Paris [...]

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“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
That’s Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton talking about the recent decline in paparazzi-related disturbance since Britney Spears, Paris [...]

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Ranae Shrider, Mini-me’s desperate-for-attention ex girlfriend, claims she’s not “trying to cash in on my 15 minutes of fame.” But then she goes out and talks to anyone who will listen to her about the few months she was polishing Mini-me’s knob.
Most recently it’s the UK’s News of The World, where she dished about [...]

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8/1 UPDATE: for latest, see MINI-ME TO SEX TAPE CO-STAR: YOU BEAT ME, NOW HAND OVER THE CASH
Some quick facts from TMZ on the star of perhaps the grossest-circus side show-style sex tape to ever (possibly) see the light of day:
-She is 22
-She is an aspiring model
-She is Verne Troyer’s girlfriend
Okay, I think it’s great [...]

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-Tom & Katie are planning on spawning another Thetan messiah. Watch out Xenu! (E!) Once the kid is weened off of Scientology founder Ron L. Hubbards baby formula of honey, discovered when he time traveled back to ancient Rome, baby Cruise will be ready to go intergalactic on your ass. (Defamer)
-Benji Madden bought [...]

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