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REPORT: JESSE JACKSON JR. IS “SENATE CANDIDATE NO. 5″

December 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Barack Obama, Rod Blagojevich

Drip, drip, drip:
Chicago Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D-Ill., is the anonymous “Senate Candidate No. 5″ whose emissaries Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich reportedly offered up to $1 million to name him to the U.S. Senate, federal law enforcement sources tell ABC News.
According to the FBI affidavit in the case, Blagojevich “stated he might be able to [...]

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AFTERNOON BLURBS WONDER WHAT KIND OF CHARGES A PERSON FACES FOR PREYING ON PEOPLE’S PREJUDICE BY LYING

October 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

Props to conservative bloggers like Michelle Malkin, Ace and others for not immediately getting behind this disgusting little twit’s completely made up story.

Props to Wonkette and True Crime Report for having some of the best coverage out there.

Question: How stupid must John McCain and Sarah Palin feel right now? Both placed phone calls to the [...]

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WHY NOT?

October 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

It’s Angie and she’s breastfeeding, why not post it?

Photos taken by Brad for the November issue of W magazine.

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MORE ON US WEEKLY: NO, JENNIFER GARNER IS NOT A MAKEUP ARTIST OR DEAD

August 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Um…headline on this story might need work.
R.I.P to the celebs make-up artist

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STARS ARE NOT LIKE US: BRANGELIA’S BILLION DOLLAR BABIES

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

-The Brangelina babies

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STARS ARE NOT LIKE US: BRANGELIA’S BILLION DOLLAR BABIES

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

-The Brangelina babies

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ARE THESE THE FACES OF BATMAN’S NEXT VILLIANS?

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Studio bosses: Don’t. Do. It. Resist the temptation to turn the next Batman into a darker screen version of the crap-tastic Ocean’s 11 movies.
Speculation this far out is largely about stroking celebrity egos…but with that said: MTV UK is reporting that Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Phillip Seymour Hoffman have been “linked” to the next [...]

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ARE THESE THE FACES OF BATMAN’S NEXT VILLIANS?

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Studio bosses: Don’t. Do. It. Resist the temptation to turn the next Batman into a darker screen version of the crap-tastic Ocean’s 11 movies.
Speculation this far out is largely about stroking celebrity egos…but with that said: MTV UK is reporting that Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Phillip Seymour Hoffman have been “linked” to the next [...]

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ARE THESE THE FACES OF BATMAN’S NEXT VILLIANS?

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Studio bosses: Don’t. Do. It. Resist the temptation to turn the next Batman into a darker screen version of the crap-tastic Ocean’s 11 movies.
Speculation this far out is largely about stroking celebrity egos…but with that said: MTV UK is reporting that Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Phillip Seymour Hoffman have been “linked” to the next [...]

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MEANINGFUL DISTRACTION’S SOLUTION TO THE BRANGELINA BABY BIDDING WAR

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If everyone would just calm down, they would realize how simple this is:

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MEANINGFUL DISTRACTION’S SOLUTION TO THE BRANGELINA BABY BIDDING WAR

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If everyone would just calm down, they would realize how simple this is:

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MEANINGFUL DISTRACTION’S SOLUTION TO THE BRANGELINA BABY BIDDING WAR

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If everyone would just calm down, they would realize how simple this is:

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MEANINGFUL DISTRACTION’S SOLUTION TO THE BRANGELINA BABY BIDDING WAR

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If everyone would just calm down, they would realize how simple this is:

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MEANINGFUL DISTRACTION’S SOLUTION TO THE BRANGELINA BABY BIDDING WAR

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If everyone would just calm down, they would realize how simple this is:

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THE LOWDOWN ON CELEBRITY TABLOID BABY PICTURE TRAFFICKING

July 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

It has become a well known fact that tabloids pay ridiculously huge sums of money to get the first shots of new babies.

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BRANGELINA TWINS ALREADY ON PACE TO BE MOST PROFITABLE DUO EVER

July 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins on Saturday, a boy and a girl, and already the feeding frenzy for the first pictures is underway. Tabloid insiders are saying these images are likely to be the most expensive newborn pics ever, with some estimates putting the price tag for them between $15 - 20 million [...]

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A SUNDAY MORNING HANGOVER MEANS YOU GET SUNDAY MORNING BLURBS

June 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

1. Will Smith thinks

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BECAUSE WE NEED SOMETHING PRETTY: ANGELINA JOLIE ON EW

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized


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STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD)!

May 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

-Thank god it’s over. David Cook has won Idol and is now free to continue his unforgiving contract. Look for him on Home Shopping Network next, shilling his cd as a buy-one, get-one special with Clay Aiken. (People)
-Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are spending $20 million on the birth of their twins. [...]

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STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD)

May 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

-That bump on Nicole Kidman’s belly? There are babies in there. And-gasp!-she is excited about it! (People)
-Shania Twain’s hubby Robert Lange has been cheating with their longtime secretary, thus living up to his nickname “Mutt.” (PerezHilton)
-Life sucks for Keifer Sutherland. His marriage is officially dunzo, he has been arrested 2x [...]

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