(Image Via Daily Mail)
Italian liquor brand Campari just finished up its photo shoot for it’s 2009 calendar with new-mom Jessica Alba, whose insta-thinness confounds all knowledge of the human body. But apparently, the super compact star was not skinny enough, so they photo shopped her, as seen above.
Despicable.
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CAMPARI PHOTOSHOPS JESSICA ALBA’S ALREADY TINY ASS
December 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Celebrity
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BENEDICT POWELL
October 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
More conservative reaction to Colin Powell going off the reservation to endorse Barack Obama for President, this time courtesy of syndicated cartoonist Gordon Campbell.
Campbell depicts Gen. Powell as a “Race Patriot”… as Benedict Arnold in blackface. Arnold famously betrayed George Washington to commit one of the greatest acts of treason in U.S. history.
This cartoon [...]
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ACORN vs. GOP HYSTERIA
October 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Sex
Sexism in the media is not the reason why Hillary Clinton lost her bid for the nomination. She ran a dysfunctional campaign that couldn’t find a clear message and underestimated her opponent in the process.
ACORN is not the reason why John McCain will likely lose his bid for the White House. He ran dysfunctional campaign [...]
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MORE REPUBS SHOWING THEIR TRUE COLORS
October 16th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Another official Republican Party flyer:
The October newsletter by the Chaffey Community Republican Women, Federated says if Obama is elected his image will appear on food stamps — instead of dollar bills like other presidents. The statement is followed by an illustration of “Obama Bucks” — a phony $10 bill featuring Obama’s face on a donkey’s [...]
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AP CONFIRMS PALIN IS A RACIST, BUT IS SHE?
October 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
During a donor event in Colorado, Palin stated that Obama is “Our opponent … is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. This is not a man who sees America like you and I see America. We see America as [...]
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THE CASE AGAINST RACISM IN THIS ELECTION
October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
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Really powerful stuff from the AFL-CIO’s Richard Trumka.
(hat tip: Andrew)
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NON-RACIST SLANTY-EYED POSE IS THE NEW RABBIT EARS
August 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
First Spain’s basketball team did it, then their tennis team
PASSING ACCUSATIONS BACK & FORTH: SPAINS BASKETBALL PHOTO POSE FALLOUT
August 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
By now you have probably all seen the photo of Spain’s basketball team in which they all simultaneously got non-racist dust in
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ADORABLE/RACIST SOCK OBAMA MAKERS QUESTION AMERICA’S ABILITY TO CHANGE, CENSORSHIP
June 19th, 2008 · 40 Comments · Uncategorized
The Sock Obama people have pulled their plush toy and have now issued a letter in which they use their innocence to make others feel guilty for being so quick to call racism on their unintentionally offensive toy.
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HOW TO END RACISM
June 18th, 2008 · 22 Comments · Uncategorized
Can’t we just reclassify whites as blacks (or vice versa)? China’s doing it.
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OBAMA SOCK MONKEY: ADORABLE OR RACIST?
June 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
UPDATE: It’s been discontinued.
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