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REPORT: JESSE JACKSON JR. IS “SENATE CANDIDATE NO. 5″

December 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Barack Obama, Rod Blagojevich

Drip, drip, drip:
Chicago Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D-Ill., is the anonymous “Senate Candidate No. 5″ whose emissaries Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich reportedly offered up to $1 million to name him to the U.S. Senate, federal law enforcement sources tell ABC News.
According to the FBI affidavit in the case, Blagojevich “stated he might be able to [...]

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STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD)!

May 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments · Uncategorized

-Jen Aniston is keeping it classy saying John Mayer is way better in bed that Brad Pitt. Perhaps Brad did not sing Your Body is A Wonderland to her? Either way this is something I would be happy to compare for myself. (Showbiz Spy)
-Jessica Alba and Cash Warren made it honest by [...]

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STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD!)

May 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

-If you’re rich and famous, why pay for stuff? Lindsay Lohan is offering sponsorship opportunities for her birthday party, which will be an “internationally media worthy event.” It’s just like the Olympics but with more booze and fake hair extensions. Oh, and no sports or foreign people. If interested, click here.
-Pete and Ash [...]

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STARS! THEY’ NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD)!

May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

-Maniston hits up NYC’s The Waverly Inn, aka the only place that paps consistently stand outside of in the city, again proving that they are not a PR stunt.

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STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US!

May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

-Tom & Katie are planning on spawning another Thetan messiah. Watch out Xenu! (E!) Once the kid is weened off of Scientology founder Ron L. Hubbards baby formula of honey, discovered when he time traveled back to ancient Rome, baby Cruise will be ready to go intergalactic on your ass. (Defamer)
-Benji Madden bought [...]

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