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SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

June 1st, 2009 · 37 Comments · Celebrity

MTV Shows
-Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno “fell” with his jockstrap in Eminiem’s face. While the whole show is staged, it actually looked like the rapper didn’t know it was going to happen and was pissed, making it a highlight of MTV Movie Awards History. Expect to see it a gajillion times.
-And the media-fan system has finally [...]

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SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

May 29th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Uncategorized

-Billy Crystal sings a goodbye ditty for jay Leno, whose last show is tonight.
-Susan Boyle will not be kicked off Britain’s Got Talent even though she pulled a Christian Bale because people are mean and making her understandably crazy.
-Candy Spelling has publicly blamed her daughter for killing Aaron Spelling when she threatened to cut off contact with the family. [...]

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LIES! SHOCK! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

May 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity

-Above is some vampire porn for you Twilight fans. Enjoy.
-Britain’s Got Talent wunderkind Susan Boyle freaked out on people stalking her at a hotel shouting, How f***ing dare you! You can’t f***ing talk to me like that.”  When the cops asked if there was a problem, she responded, “Of course there’s a f***ing problem,” before [...]

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SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

May 27th, 2009 · 25 Comments · Celebrity

-Chris Brown is not a monster. Oh, and buy his new album. (DON’T!)
-”I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy… The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I [...]

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LIES! SHOCK! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

May 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity, Uncategorized

-At 41, Pam Anderson still looks hot in a bikini.
-Kevin Bacon had his Blackberrystolen on the subway. This is crazy news because: 1) Due to six degrees of separation, everyone in the world must now change their phone number and 2)  Kevin Bacon takes mass transportation.
-Jesus Luz said he and Madonna are just friends, even though [...]

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LIES! SHOCK! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

May 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity

-Tom Cruise took his son to a Laker’s game. Meanwhile, wife Katie is getting ready for her performance at this Sunday’s 20th anniversary National Memorial Day Concert broadcast from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol on PBS.
-Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are back together. Again.
-Here are pictures of Patrick Swayze. He is either [...]

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