-Chris Brown is not a monster. Oh, and buy his new album. (DON’T!)
-”I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy… The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I [...]

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-At 41, Pam Anderson still looks hot in a bikini.
-Kevin Bacon had his Blackberrystolen on the subway. This is crazy news because: 1) Due to six degrees of separation, everyone in the world must now change their phone number and 2)  Kevin Bacon takes mass transportation.
-Jesus Luz said he and Madonna are just friends, even though [...]

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-Tom Cruise took his son to a Laker’s game. Meanwhile, wife Katie is getting ready for her performance at this Sunday’s 20th anniversary National Memorial Day Concert broadcast from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol on PBS.
-Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are back together. Again.
-Here are pictures of Patrick Swayze. He is either [...]

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-Paris Hilton has been turned into a zombie and is about to eat this poor man.
-All it takes to get Brad in your movie is to get him high and wasted. On how he wound up in Inglorious Basterds: “All I know is we talked about backstory and we talked about movies into the wee [...]

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-Celebrity weekly covers!
-Anna Wintour owns Oprah’s big ass. In 1998 she made the talk show diva shed some pounds before she would put her on the cover of Vogue.
-Chace Crawford will show everyone that dancing isn’t Satan’s way of saying “hello,” as Ren McCormack in the remake of Footloose.
-Seventeen year old gymnast Shawn Johnson was named winner [...]

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-Lay the fuck off of Miley Cyrus’ body. She looks hot and she knows it. The teen star tweeted: “Talk all you want. I have my flaws. I’m a normal girl, there’s things about my body I would change but stop with calling me f*t… People that are so okay with being so hateful disgust [...]

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-Alec Baldwin gives David Letterman some sexy toys for his wedding.
-Christopher Walken tells Esquire: “Most of the jobs I get are basically very unwholesome people. There’s always something wrong with the guy, and sometimes something deeply wrong. I’m tired of that.”
-Madonna and boy toy Jesus are having a Kabbalah wedding ceremony. It won’t be [...]

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-Rihanna + Lady Gaga = Silly Boy = Awesome.
-Wanna see Jessica Biel strip while pouring hot wax on herself in Powder Blue? Of course you do, perverts. Click here to watch.
-George Clooney is just like a frat boy! He got so hammered at a nightclub, the actor vomited all over the VIP area. He denies [...]

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-More topless photosof biblical church marm Carrie Prajean have emerged.
-The $40,000 a month Kevin Federline gets from Britney for marrying her and ruining her life just isn’t enough to keep up “his booze tabs and bodyguards’ salaries.”
-Canada refused to let American icon Lindsay Lohan into their country because of her DUI conviction.
-Brooke Shields thinks that [...]

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-It was inevitable-thank god. Above is the Dick in the Box sequel, Mother Lover.
-Madonna and Jesus are gonna make it honest with a commitment ceremony.
-Susan Boyle is gonna be on Oprah!  Heart breaker of a line: “I am not lonely. Everyone has been so nice. I’ve got millions of new friends now.”
-Nude photos have been [...]

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Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns
- Zach Galifianakis would like Natalie Portman to know his penis is bigger than her dogs.
-Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are rumored (yet again) to have had a reunion. He picked her up on the set of her NYC film the Baster and they went for [...]

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-A crazed Britney fan hopped on stage in Connecticut and busted a move. He was swiftly kicked off and homegirl did not miss a beat. Most impressed I’ve ever been with her.
-My favorite celeb couple, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, got hitched. Congrats to them!
-Madge is back in court today to fight for her Malawian accessory Mercy [...]

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-This dog is not a celebrity, but is clearly more talented than Jennifer Aniston. Someone get him/her a show.
-Britney Spear’s is requiring that hotels she stays at to install a stripper pole in her room. It’s because it’s her favorite new workout and not because she has a sexual fetish. Uh-huh.
-Due to his hand injury from a car [...]

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-Midweek celebrity tabloid madness!!! Have you hit the newsstand yet?
-Susan Boyle is O-V-E-R. The never been kissed, except has been kissed, singing sensation is shopping around a book. No one is biting. Her story of triumph over the odds of people’s superficiality is just a one-trick pony. Ho-hum.
-Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are having [...]

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-Celeb spotting: I saw Julia Roberts at Danal (best breakfast joint in NYC) on Saturday having brunch with two women and showing the owner pictures of her kids on her phone. I thought my father was going to have a heart attack she’s so beautiful in person. Amazing skin.
-The Half-Blood Prince is richer than real London royals, [...]

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-The Susan Boyle makeover has begun.
-Miley Cyrus, like most women, is dating one guy while being in love with another.  One in this case is model Justin Gaston, while another is Nick Jonas.
-No tab wants the precious Heidi and Spencer wedding photos. “They’d rather be on page 50 of Us, People, In Touch or Life [...]

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-Above is a news blooper where Tony Danza appears on a local news program where he doesn’t know his mic is on. This is his best work ever!
-Miss California’s gay bigotry has landed her more than massive press coverage. She’ll be appearing at the Gospel Music Awards. Jesus!
-Gwyneth Paltrow wants Mario Batali to lose weight [...]

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-As seen above, everything Brangelina does is NEWS!
-How low can you go? Lindsay Lohan may be starring in a topless show in Vegas with Scary Spice. Next stop: Amy Fisher porn tape.
-So it was spoken: Mel Gibson had affair. He gets divorced. New woman keeps a sex diary. Diary will hit the stores andhe will be [...]

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-SJP and hubby Mathew Broderick went to a play dressed as people with bad taste.
-Get your Kleenex out. Rubina, the adorable girl who won your heart in Slumdog Millionaire, is being sold by her father for almost $300,000. Where is Angelina Jolie when you actually need her?
-Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is preggers!
-Madonna fell off [...]

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Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got TalentUploaded by dwarthy
-I finally watched the Susan Boyle video from Britain’s Idol show. Since she isn’t that attractive I figured the purpose was to make fun of her. It’s not. I cried. You will too.
-Ross and Rachel in real life? Jennifer Anniston wants David Shwimmer’s sperm for artificial insemination since [...]

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