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SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!

April 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity

-The father of the baby Madonna is not allowed to adopt has been found and says he wants to be a part of her life. The motives may not be great though: “Now I hear that my little girl will be famous, and best of all I can form some bond with her at last.”
-Farrah Fawcett, [...]

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CHRIS BROWN FACES THE MUSIC

March 6th, 2009 · 38 Comments · Celebrity

During Chris Brown’s arraignment yesterday, the judged postponed everything until April, which gives him plenty of time to work out a plea deal or perfect his Ike Turner impersonation by hunting down Rihanna.
But perhaps being worried for her is a bit alarmist? At the end of the hearing the judge warned Brown, “You are not [...]

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JUSTICE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS BROWN

March 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity

Justice! Chris Brown has been charged with two felonies stemming from what a police detective describes as a brutal argument between the singer and his girlfriend, Rihanna, reports the AP.
He’s out and about now on $50,000 bail. If he’s convicted he’ll either be put on probation or he’ll be singing shitty pop songs for brands [...]

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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! IS RADAR MAGAZINE FOLDING, AGAIN?

October 24th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

According to The Observer, my favorite and probably the best magazine on newsstands today, Radar, is folding.  Everyone will be laid off and has to clear their desks out by the end of the day, state reports.
It sort of brings a tear to my eye.  This is the one magazine whose articles are discussed amongst my [...]

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