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RED BULL JUST NICELY PACKAGED, LOW POTENCY COCAINE

May 26th, 2009 · 31 Comments · Product Distraction

 
Last year Red Bull, known for giving you wings and yellow pee, came out with a cola, creatively named Red Bull Cola.
While the product was promoted as a 100% natural, German authorities have discovered that it’s extra boost comes from cocaine.
“The [Health Institute in the state of North Rhine Westphalia] examined Red Bull Cola in an [...]

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CARE TO WASH YOUR FOOD DOWN WITH A GLASS OF COW PISS?

February 12th, 2009 · No Comments · WTF?

Forget Coke or YooHoo!  The latest drink craze, in India at least, is a soft drink made with cow urine. Finally, product makers are understanding what people really want!
The “cow-water,” as it’s being politely dubbed, also includes medicinal herbs, presumably to curb any diseases you may get from drinking the waste of livestock.

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IRRELEVANT REDNECKS GET DRUNK, GO ON FAUX SHOOTING SPREE IN ATTEMPT TO MAKE HOLLYWOOD LISTEN

October 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

(All images courtesy of JustJared)
Heidi and Spencer got together for a staged photo shoot for McCain Palin.  It is frightening and hilarious.  It’s frightlarious. 
Above, the couple has just finished shooting wolfs from an airplane and is discussing how happy they are that the second amendment gives them the right to defend their lush Cali pad [...]

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