Look out, Michelle! Get ready for ROBOBAMA!
As best stated by Gizmodo (Sorry, AWL):
“Disney technicians are hard at work on an incredibly-lifelike robotic version of President Obama. Dick Cheney is reportedly working on a virus to cause the robot to fail.”
PUPPET IS TO GOVERNMENT, AS ART IS TO LIFE: Imitation, emulation, and simulation in the 21st Century
May 27th, 2009 · 44 Comments · Barack Obama, Celebrity, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Inauguration, Politics, Product Distraction, Psych, Relationships, Shit That Makes Me Laugh, science, video games
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WTF IS IT WITH DISNEY GIRLS ANYWAY?
November 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Celebrity
I’d never heard of Adrienne Bailon or the “Cheetah Girls” before this morning, but this chick is the latest Disney star to have nude photos “stolen” from her computer and disseminated across the internets.
Bailon claims the pics were taken for the private viewing of boyfriend Robert Kardashian (yes, of those Kardashians) and will now seek [...]
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MID-MORNING BLURBS DON’T WANT YOU TO BE PUT OFF BY THEIR “NEGATIVE INTENSITY”
October 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized
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12 days…
NBC’s Chuck Todd makes headlines this morning with his assessment that McCain and Palin exhibited “tenseness” and a (*new favorite phrase*) “negative intensity” during their most recent interview.
A new study shows John McCain’s 100% negative campaign is receiving more negative press coverage than Obama’s.
Drinking too much coffee makes women’s boobs smaller but has the [...]
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AFTERNOON BLURBS TO DROP EVERYTHING & TAKE UP THE LUCRATIVE “TERRIOST” BUSINESS
October 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
More evidence that the McCain-Palin message is breaking through in the pockets of what Sarah Palin likes to call “real America.” McCain’s campaign manager thinks the Obama = terrorist smears are “fun.”
Not so much “fun” however: 30 Obama supporters had their tires slashed in North Carolina during a rally on Sunday… because if nothing [...]
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AFTERNOON BLURBS CRY OUT: “SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE” …AND WTF WAS TÉA THINKING !?!?
October 16th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized
Morning blurbs are tardy since I got a late start on the day…
Joe the Plumber, a registered Republican, made the morning show rounds today where he basically recited, verbatim, the McCain campaign talking points against Obama. The McCain camp denies having commicated with Joe or giving him any media coaching (hm…) but regardless, it [...]
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RANKINGS AND RE-UPS: MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS
October 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
It’s a good day in shadow campaigner land, and not only because Obama mopped the floor with John McCain last night — Entourage was renewed for a 6th season after only five episodes so far this year. S5 has been awesomely hilarious I think. I nearly cried when the boys were in the desert last [...]
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A SUNDAY MORNING HANGOVER MEANS SUNDAY MORNING BLURBS
September 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
David Duchovny, star
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DID DUCHOVNY GO TO SEX REHAB TO CREATE BUZZ FOR SEASON 2 OF CALIFORNICATION?
September 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
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Ok, that wasn’t a serious question …
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HUH? PAM WAS APPROACHED TO PLAY AGENT SCULLY?
July 30th, 2008 · 26 Comments · Uncategorized
This has to be a mistake. Actress Gillian Anderson — best known for her role
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THE NEW X-FILES MOVIE: IS THERE ANY MAGIC LEFT?
June 30th, 2008 · 34 Comments · Uncategorized
The new X-Files movie kind of crept up on me. I remember hearing about another installment maybe a year ago, but apparently Mulder and Scully will return to the big screen in a little more than 3 weeks time.
“The X-Files: I Want to Believe,” is scheduled for release on July 25
David Duchovny said last week [...]
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WEEK IN REVIEW
June 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
So, this has been my first couple days doing the “blog” thing. My first blog post, ever, came on Wednesday. It was long and no body read it (not even my pimp, larkny, who begged asked me to start posting on MD) but I had a really enjoyable time writing it. And I guess that’s [...]
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ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR MOODY
June 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
“You drink too much, write too little, and the only exercise you get is in the bedroom. You love women but you hate yourself, so that any woman who really does like you is ultimately deemed a fool. And since that woman could pretty much be anyone, this one is saying goodbye.”
– from Californication
This is, [...]
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