-Billy Crystal sings a goodbye ditty for jay Leno, whose last show is tonight.
-Susan Boyle will not be kicked off Britain’s Got Talent even though she pulled a Christian Bale because people are mean and making her understandably crazy.
-Candy Spelling has publicly blamed her daughter for killing Aaron Spelling when she threatened to cut off contact with the family. [...]

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-Alec Baldwin gives David Letterman some sexy toys for his wedding.
-Christopher Walken tells Esquire: “Most of the jobs I get are basically very unwholesome people. There’s always something wrong with the guy, and sometimes something deeply wrong. I’m tired of that.”
-Madonna and boy toy Jesus are having a Kabbalah wedding ceremony. It won’t be [...]

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-Paul Rudd on Sesame Street dancing as a globe and singing about the environment. Love it!
-Rihanna’s new Sanskrit tattoo. which is supposed to mean, “forgiveness, honesty, suppression and control,” is spelled wrong. I would take this as a sign.
-If a guy tells you he likes you for your “spiritual side,” it means to STFU. Just [...]

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-Above, Keira Knightley gets beat up for a good cause. I kind of wish this was a period piece and someone would commit an air against her by removing her glove forecfully in public.
-Could Barron Hilton have more substantial goals than his sisters? No. He wants to be a singer-songwriter because: “I’m sick of all [...]

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-Above Zac Efron, rumored to have waxy ears, is taunted by paps aggressively throwing Q-Tips. It is sad, but I guess it’s better than them throwing gay sex at him, another item he is rumored to have.
-Madge is in Malawi to kidnap another child. Her first kid from the country, David, got to visit with his [...]

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-The late Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer, boyfriend, and apparent drug dealer Howard K. Stern has been charged with felony conspiracy to supply her with prescription drugs.  How much sadder can this get?
-Rihanna has had two girl’s night outs.  It’s all to prove that Chris Brown doesn’t control her or to prove she is helping him [...]

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-Paris Hilton duets with Snoop Dog. P. Hizzle, snooze.
-Mickey Rourke’s 18 year old dog has passed over the Rainbow Bridge. R.I.P. Loki.
-In order to overcome the fate of Confessions of a Shopoholic (i.e.- tanking because the movie is based on excessive consumerism when the economy is shot), Sex and the City’s Sarah Jessica Parker says [...]

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-Angelina Jolie and the Octo-mom are similar because they are both obsessed with babies and fame, to say nothing of Brad Pitt and having lots of money. What?
-Chris Brown reportedly beat Rihanna and tried to kill her because a girl booty called him. Yeah, it makes no sense, but either does domestic violence.
-John Mayer is [...]

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-It was inevitable. Someone made a techno remix of Christian Bale’s explitive-laced outburst. It’s effing amazing.
-John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s relationship is just like her new movie: He’s just not that into her.  If Jen ever wises up, she can brave getting an STD from admirer Bret Michaels.
-Do you find Gwyneth Paltrow’s blog This Is [...]

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Jennifer Aniston, 39, does nothing for me personally, but maybe our readers feel differently. Here she is posing “neck tie naked” on the January cover of GQ. The issue hits newsstands December 23.
More pictures from her “bare all” photo shoot here & interview highlights after the jump.

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I am still TV-less and sadly missed out on last night’s debut airing of the new 90210.

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