-Tom Cruise took his son to a Laker’s game. Meanwhile, wife Katie is getting ready for her performance at this Sunday’s 20th anniversary National Memorial Day Concert broadcast from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol on PBS.
-Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are back together. Again.
-Here are pictures of Patrick Swayze. He is either [...]

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-Padma Lakshmi is just one of the hotties who get naked for Allure this month. “I tend to sleep in the nude… I’m a sensual-leaning woman. You have to use the word ‘leaning’ or it sounds like I’m boasting,” she says.
-Chris Brown has some how gotten another woman to date him.  Perhaps he threatened to [...]

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-Have you been spreading bizarre and crazy rumors about Katie Holmes? She tells Glamour she’d like to have you to her home. ‘Why don’t you come over and have dinner? See what there is to see.’”
-Chris Brown and Khloe Kardashian were not partying and do not know each other, contrary to reports.
-Being sad and single isn’t [...]

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Tom and Katie are vacaying in Brazil. Look how happy they seem with their big smiles and movie star sunglasses. It’s all so glamorous and perfect, which is surely how Suri feels as she covers her ears and hides her face from paparazzi shouts and flashes. Irrevocable psychological damage is so awesome.

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-Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is using the cartoon character’s voice in Scientology robo (automated) calls that promote one of their alien events.
-Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career is a hoax. I know your all totally surprised.
-When Tom Cruise puts his Xenu-inspired hand on Katie Homles’ belly she is instantly impregnated.
-Tony Romo is force feeding Jessica Simpson [...]

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-Madonna spreads her legs and shows off her crotch for Louis Vuitton.
-Katie Holmes is single-handedly saving the New York economy by dropping loads of cash all over the city on important things like trampoline lessons for Suri ($1,390) and Daily venti half-caf soy latte from Starbucks ($697).
-Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O’Connell had twins!
-Katy “I’m a Showcase [...]

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-The first shots of the new Transformers flick have been released.
-Sad. People want to kill Tom cruise because he is insane. Katie and him are now driving around in bomb proof cars and they have an underground bunker for when the world ends and Xenu returns.
-Britney Spear’s has a new boyfriend, a Bollywood pin-up. They spent [...]

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(Image Via Celebitchy)
This is sad.  Poor Suri!  At just two years old, I am pretty sure she has an in-depth understanding of the medical phrase “Intense psychological trauma.”
Related:
WISHFUL THINKING: I WANT TO BE SURI CRUISE

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When I was younger I briefly wanted to grow up to be a Princess named White Gold who had magic powers and rode horses all day in an enchanted forest.  This was later replaced by the wish to be a writer/poet akin to Victor Hugo or Lord Byron after finding some sort of collection of Love Sonnets [...]

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Shhhhhh.  Just watch.
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Click through for the poster. The film received an R rating.

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Tons more images here and here.
[Web Urbanist via Huffington Post]

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“The Atlas of Anatomy,” by Ray Caesar.

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Breathtaking photography from Germany.

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This is something I’ve been thinking about for a long time, but since my first blog post (ever) was only last week I’ve yet to write about a field very near and dear to my heart: graphic design.
I was reading a news release from the Democratic National Convention Committee about the person Obama just installed [...]

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THIS, on the other hand, is art.

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I. My girl larkny has been following this assination art story more closely than I have, but look,

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Growing up in the rural south, I had 2 pair of shoes as a child: a pair of brown boots for work and school, and a pair of black dress shoes for church. When I came of age I went north and discovered the splendor and decadance of urban living. Now I’m a bit of [...]

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(Photo: Nicholas W. Skyles/The New York Times)
[UPDATE: FOR MORE ON THIS STORY SEE "MEET THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PHALLUS, HEAR IT SPEAK!"]
An art exhibit by Yazamany Arboleda opened and was subsequently shut down in NY this morning by the police department and the Secret Service. The works title-

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Interview magazine, founded by the Prince of Pop, celebrates it’s 80th year by dishing dirty secrets on its creator in this June’s issue.
Some highlights:
-Ultra Violet tried to seduce him on a fire escape, but it didn’t go as planned. She thought he was afraid of heights, but he was really just scared of her.
-His [...]

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