-This may be the hottest Christian Bale photo ever. Dirty, dirty, and more dirty. On his infamous, remixed into a dance tune, explitive-laced rant: “I would just say: inexcusable, my fault, yes, I did it, no excuses.”
-Lindsay Lohan finally got a gig that does not involve wearing leggings, applying self tanner, or throwing a fit [...]

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-A crazed Britney fan hopped on stage in Connecticut and busted a move. He was swiftly kicked off and homegirl did not miss a beat. Most impressed I’ve ever been with her.
-My favorite celeb couple, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, got hitched. Congrats to them!
-Madge is back in court today to fight for her Malawian accessory Mercy [...]

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-Padma Lakshmi is just one of the hotties who get naked for Allure this month. “I tend to sleep in the nude… I’m a sensual-leaning woman. You have to use the word ‘leaning’ or it sounds like I’m boasting,” she says.
-Chris Brown has some how gotten another woman to date him.  Perhaps he threatened to [...]

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-The father of the baby Madonna is not allowed to adopt has been found and says he wants to be a part of her life. The motives may not be great though: “Now I hear that my little girl will be famous, and best of all I can form some bond with her at last.”
-Farrah Fawcett, [...]

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-Above is Jessica Biel on a stripper pole. Need I say, it’s hot?
-Madonna will be forced to live in Malawi for eighteen months if she would like to get Mercy James. It can’t be worse than L.A., right? Start the Kaballah water shipments now.
-J. Lo is just like all women trying to balance work and [...]

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-Zac Efron stepped down from a role in the remake of Footloose. Chace Crawford has tried out for the spot. This info was merely an excuse to post a picture of them.
-Rihanna is really pissed about the leak of her bruised face and wants justice. Prosecuting the guy who made her face that way? Not [...]

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-Cindy Crawford defies aging by looking sexy.
-Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam will not let anyone auction off Michael Jackson’s Neverland items like a $15k rhinestone glove. This would be surprising and weird if this was anyone but Michael Jackson, in which all things are mandated to be surprising and weird.
-Hollywood sorta-playboy and one-time sitcom [...]

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Victoria Beckham’s hair far outshone all of the fashions presented at Marc Jacobs yesterday when the Posh girl showed up with a noticeably shorter ‘do.

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