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SCANDAL! IS THE NAVY COVERING UP A MCCAIN VEHICULAR HOMICIDE?

October 28th, 2008 · No Comments · John McCain, Politics

Shady secrecy.
Vanity Fair magazine and the National Security News Service are duking out a legal battle with the United States Navy over records that may show that McCain was involved in an automobile accident that injured or, perhaps, killed another individual.
The whole thing is pretty fishy and reeks of a cover up. The news outlets were [...]

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BEFORE I FORGET, 10/21

October 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

You’ll never guess what alias Sarah Palin used to check into a hotel recently. Ok, you might be able to guess. I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “T” and ends with “ina Fey.”

Clinton Slagle (above) of North Carolina shows off a sign he made in support of Barack Obama. Slagle, who’s got the [...]

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MID-MORNING BLURBS THINK BRITNEY HAS A BETTER SHOT AT A COMEBACK THAN MCCAIN

October 21st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Barack Obama’s grandmother, 86, is gravely ill. He’s suspending his campaign later this week to travel back back to Hawaii to visit her. Let’s see if the GOP will be able to refrain from taking classless cheap shots while he’s gone.

The New York Times writes: “To leave with Election Day only two weeks [...]

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THE BRITNEY COME BACK: STEP 4: CREATE A WEB SITE

October 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Hey y’all, Britney has started her very own web site to take you ‘where no paparazzi lens ever could.’  They’ve got pics, videos, news and even a blog.
Click through to see some of the insidery stuff you’ll find here.

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BRITNEY SPEARS’ NEW “WOMANIZER” VIDEO

October 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Reposted and updated.  (Video may take a few seconds to load).
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Yep, she looks great for a mother of two, which I think is the point of this compilation of nude scenes music video.  
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO BE PROTECTED FROM GOTCHA JOURNALISM IN UPCOMING TV SPECIAL
SHOCKER: BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A SEX TAPE, SKY IS BLUE
DOMINATRIX BARBIE OR BRITNEY SPEARS? [...]

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BRITNEY SPEARS TO BE PROTECTED FROM GOTCHA-STYLE JOURNALSIM IN UPCOMING TV SPECIAL

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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Ooohhhh.  Mark your calendars kids!  Britney Spears is going on the record with MTV on Nov. 30 to talk about how her life spun out of control.  The big 90 minute special was produced by Spear’s manager, Larry Rudolph, so expect a bunch of scandalous details, confessions and the real truth behind all the madness.*
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SHOCKER: BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A SEX TAPE, SKY IS BLUE

September 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Wow. The day has finally come. As news of the next great depression takes over the news channels, the long rumored Britney-Adnan Ghalib sex tape may be leaking it’s way out to cheer people’s spirits or at least take their mind off of things.
Not surprisingly, Ghalib is in possession of the tape and is offering [...]

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DID Y’ALL HEAR? BRITNEY’S COMEBACK FINALLY ARRIVED

September 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Last year Britney was suppose to make her big comeback at the VMA’s, but ended up having a complete meltdown in sequined black.

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LYNNE SPEARS PROVES BEYOND ALL DOUBT SHE IS WORST MOTHER EVER

September 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

In Lynne Spears new memoir Cashing In On My Daughter’s Problems Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, she reveals that Britney was sleeping with Kentwood, Alabama football players at 14 years old and experimenting with booze and drugs by 13.

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BEST POLITICAL YOU TUBE E-V-A-R: MCCAIN & SPEARS ‘08

August 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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There are a ton of really funny, creative, smart videos out there and I have a new favorite everyday.

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BRITNEY SPEARS TO RETURN TO SPOT OF CAREER MELTDOWN?

August 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Britney Spears just shot a promo with VMA host and resident British hottie Russell Brand for the MTV awards show that she is renowned for being fat on last year (Remember the sparkly balck short shorts and mid-driff?

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MILEY CYRUS IS OFFICIALLY BRITNEY SPEARS

August 6th, 2008 · 60 Comments · Uncategorized

Both stars started out in the House of Mouse (Brit: Mickey Mouse Club, Miley: Hannah Montana) and had failed relationships with teen singers (Brit: Justin Timberlake, Miley: Nick Jonas).
Now, it seems like Miley is heading down the same path to destruction. She’s previously been on other covers of celebrity tabloids, but it’s never been [...]

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MD THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: CITY OF ANGELS SAFER WITH “BAD GIRLS” OUT OF THE PICTURE?

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
That’s Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton talking about the recent decline in paparazzi-related disturbance since Britney Spears, Paris [...]

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MD THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: CITY OF ANGELS SAFER WITH “BAD GIRLS” OUT OF THE PICTURE?

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
That’s Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton talking about the recent decline in paparazzi-related disturbance since Britney Spears, Paris [...]

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STARS ARE NOT LIKE US: BRANGELIA’S BILLION DOLLAR BABIES

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

-The Brangelina babies

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STARS ARE NOT LIKE US: BRANGELIA’S BILLION DOLLAR BABIES

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

-The Brangelina babies

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BRITNEY SPEARS: CIGARETTES ARE THE BEST TOYS

July 22nd, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

And this woman doesn’t have custody?

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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS & BABY ON OK! MAG

July 9th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

As Bob Dylan said, the times they are a changing.

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BRITNEY SPEARS STILL NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Click through if you want to scope the upskirt shot of her ass (I am sorry, God.

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OMG! OMG! BRITNEY SPEARS IS SOOOO MAKING A COMEBACK

June 30th, 2008 · 45 Comments · Uncategorized

The troubled singer has reunited with super-producer Rodney ‘Darkchild’ Jerkins after seven long years to create a new album that is slated for 2009.
Jerkins says, “I’m trying to reinvent her and myself. [The new sound is] very dancey, really uptempo, in the clubs, real aggressive, and catchy.”
Watch the complete interview at Rap-Up.com.

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