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- Zach Galifianakis would like Natalie Portman to know his penis is bigger than her dogs.
-Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are rumored (yet again) to have had a reunion. He picked her up on the set of her NYC film the Baster and they went for [...]

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It finally happened! The biggest news in the history of all news: The Obamas have gotten a puppy!
The Portuguese water dog look a bit, how do I say this nicely, flamboyant in his inexplicable lei. But whatever, he’s got a  political pedigree. Ted Kennedy offered the 6-month-old canine to the Obama girls after its previous family could [...]

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After Jon Stewart presented his Clusterfuck to the Poorhouse-Global Edition, focusing on Michelle Obama’s fashion super-powers of changing on an eight hour plane ride, Jon Oliver arrived with his glasses, monocle, and cup of tea to explain the [...]

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Ohh la la! Barack and Michelle met with Nicolas and Carla today for the hottest looking photo-op of political leaders and their spouse in history. A calendar is on the way with all proceeds going to the global economy. Sexiest bailout ever. Problem solved.

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Michelle Obama made a huge gaffe when meeting the Queen yesterday. The First Lady had the audacity to touch her highness on the back.
Etiquette is quite stern about this (”Whatever you do, don’t touch the Queen!”), reports the Times. The Queen chose to not immediately sentenced Michelle to death. This means she is now cured of all diseases and will be [...]

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All eyes are on what Michelle is wearing in Europe right now. Check out her looks here.
Her toned bare arms have inspired women across the globe to start lifting weights. But let’s face it, getting that sort of muscle definition can take a while. Until you reach the point where you can go sleeveless with First Lady-style [...]

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The Obama’s will not be pulling a John Thain and using other people’s funds to fancy up the White House and Oval Office.
Despite being given $100,000 to fix up their new place, they will be paying for it themselves. They’ll be using Hollywood decorator Michael S. Smith, whose done work for Rupert Murdoch, Steven Spielberg, [...]

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That’s a bit of a slit up the side.
Her prom date, for his part, is not trying to capitalize off the picture and told the Telegraph that he,  “pretty much forgotten” the night of the prom, and couldn’t even recall whether the evening had ended with a kiss.

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Michelle Obama has made history again. She’s the first real life human (there have been dogs) to join the Big O on the cover in nine years! Somehow I am pretty certain that if there was a poll, there would be a ton of women who feels this is far more important than being the [...]

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“This February 2009 photo released by The White House Feb. 27, 2009, shows the official portrait of first lady Michelle Obama taken in the Blue Room of The White House in Washington.”
 (AP Photo/The White House, Joynce N. Boghosian)

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Last night, Barack, Michelle, Senators and pols, DC high-society, people from Berkley and Julliard, and other various cultured types put on their nice clothes and attended a love-fest for Stevie Wonder, who was awarded the 2nd annual Gershwin Award for Lifetime Achievement from the Library of Congress.
Michelle gave a fawning, “awe, how cute,” inducing speech [...]

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Michelle Obama and her envy-inducing, never-nude arms appear on this week’s People Magazine. And guess what? They family is just like us!
Sasha and Malia do chores like make their own bed, clean their rooms and clean dishes. Grammy helps out too! They can roam the grounds and even stop by and say hi to Dad in [...]

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Woooo!!!!!! OMG! Did the thought of these three woman talking lady stuff and politics and America just cause your ovaries to explode? Contain yourselves.
Yesterday, the Big O and her BFF 4Ever Gayle King, went to DC for a little chat with the First Lady, Washington Post’s “Reliable Source” reports.
The interview will run in an upcoming issue [...]

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You gotta hand it to Obama. Between the stimulus, the banking bailout, Sen Gregg and just governing the entire country in general, most guys would just turn to you and say, “I’m exhausted. It’s been a long couple weeks/months/year, can we just chill on the whole V-Day thing?”
But not Barack. For this very contrived lover’s [...]

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Fashionistas and those wishing to profit off of them are getting catty. Michelle Obama, with her Vogue cover and presidential chic look, is the hottest thing in style right now, but unlike celebrities, publicists and designers can’t just send her free shit and expect her to wear it. Her choices are being controlled!
Ikram Goldman’s boutique, [...]

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Behold, the magenta! The biceps!
Two additional pictures, also by Annie Leibovitz, below, and the feature story written by the legendary André Leon Talley here.

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I went to Inauguration last month and had myself a darn good time.  I had (great) seated tickets giving me an up-close view of the swearing in, as well as tickets to a couple of the Inaugural balls later that evening.  Before I left for DC I was having a conversation with someone I know who also had some fairly-hard-to-come-by Inaugural tickets himself, and he [...]

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The highly-anticipated Annie Liebowitz cover featuring our First Lady will be released online tomorrow, the Washington Post confirms.  Meanwhile, the guaranteed-to-sell-out magazine hits newsstands next week.
But for the true obsessives who may find it difficult to wait until tomorrow, check out this site which follows the day-to-day fashions of our beloved “Mrs. O.”
It’s been rumored [...]

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It’s time for our weekly crushfest over Michelle. The First Lady has embarked on a federal agency listening tour to to make everyone fall in love with the stimulus.
Back on the campaign, Michelle was known as “the closer,” so we’ll see how this works out.

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They look awfully familiar, huh?
After the big kerfuffle over Ty exploiting the Obama daughters, the company, which held its bullshit stance that the replicas just happened to be named after Sasha and Malia by coincidence with no relation to the actual girls, has changed there names. It was because they were so guiltless. Say hello to [...]

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