Click here to watch the video.  The dialogue is brilliant and profound and does not make me horny/wet/want to have sex though it makes me laugh.  The line that gets my highest acclaim: ‘C’mon you tree hugging hippie.  What are you waiting for, congressional approval?”
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Lies! Abuse!  The Real Story!  Argh-Don’t you think they could do better than the standard recycled lines for someone like Madonna?
Anyways, moving on, the Internet wins it again for totally bullshit sensationalized news, as per usual.  Good ol’ Perez Hilton has an ‘exclusive’ with Madge’s friends who say that Guy Richie is just a gold digger because [...]

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11/8 Update: The first video was taken offline. This one is NSFW.

This has Porn Oscar written all over it. 
UPDATE: An interview with adult film star Lisa Ann, who stars as Paylin, on how she prepared for her role.

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For more on the plot line of the Hustler produced Nailin Paylin, click here. I know you care about the substance and story arc.
More pics after the jump. Warning NSFW, unless you work at a porn magazine.

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This is gross, but also pretty savvy of Larry Flynt. He is shooting a porn called “Nailin’ Paylin,” which will involve a look alike “nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.”
In a flashback scene, “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” reports TMZ.

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Christ! I’m going to have to stick up for McCain again today and it’s all Madonna’s fault.
The Material mom and vigilante kidnapper of Malawi’s children kicked off her Sticky & Sweet Tour and is already setting to work causing controversy and ticket selling pr buzz.
During the kick off concert at Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, Wales, [...]

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Guy Richie may be losing a Madonna, but he’s gaining a

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The AP is reporting that Alex Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will file for divorce on Monday.

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[UDPATE] BREAKING: A-ROD CALLED OUT AT HOME, WIFE CYNTHIA TO FILE FOR DIVORCE
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-Lindsay Lohan and Sam “She’s a Lesbo” Ronson were photographed hugging and holding hands on P. Diddy’s yacht. Specualtion continues over why there is still specualtion on whether they are girlfriends or “girlfriends.” (Egotastic)
-Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards continue to ensure their kids are eternally fucked up by battling publicly over Charlie’s sperm. [...]

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