-The Susan Boyle makeover has begun.
-Miley Cyrus, like most women, is dating one guy while being in love with another. One in this case is model Justin Gaston, while another is Nick Jonas.
-No tab wants the precious Heidi and Spencer wedding photos. “They’d rather be on page 50 of Us, People, In Touch or Life [...]
SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!
April 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Celebrity
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SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!
April 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Celebrity
-Padma Lakshmi is just one of the hotties who get naked for Allure this month. “I tend to sleep in the nude… I’m a sensual-leaning woman. You have to use the word ‘leaning’ or it sounds like I’m boasting,” she says.
-Chris Brown has some how gotten another woman to date him. Perhaps he threatened to [...]
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SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL!
February 3rd, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity
-It was inevitable. Someone made a techno remix of Christian Bale’s explitive-laced outburst. It’s effing amazing.
-John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s relationship is just like her new movie: He’s just not that into her. If Jen ever wises up, she can brave getting an STD from admirer Bret Michaels.
-Do you find Gwyneth Paltrow’s blog This Is [...]
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LIES, SHOCK, SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!
December 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Celebrity
-The first shots of the new Transformers flick have been released.
-Sad. People want to kill Tom cruise because he is insane. Katie and him are now driving around in bomb proof cars and they have an underground bunker for when the world ends and Xenu returns.
-Britney Spear’s has a new boyfriend, a Bollywood pin-up. They spent [...]
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BENEDICT POWELL
October 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
More conservative reaction to Colin Powell going off the reservation to endorse Barack Obama for President, this time courtesy of syndicated cartoonist Gordon Campbell.
Campbell depicts Gen. Powell as a “Race Patriot”… as Benedict Arnold in blackface. Arnold famously betrayed George Washington to commit one of the greatest acts of treason in U.S. history.
This cartoon [...]
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AFTERNOON BLURBS TO DROP EVERYTHING & TAKE UP THE LUCRATIVE “TERRIOST” BUSINESS
October 20th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
More evidence that the McCain-Palin message is breaking through in the pockets of what Sarah Palin likes to call “real America.” McCain’s campaign manager thinks the Obama = terrorist smears are “fun.”
Not so much “fun” however: 30 Obama supporters had their tires slashed in North Carolina during a rally on Sunday… because if nothing [...]
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A COLIN POWELL RE-UP
October 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
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After Gen. Powell’s endorsement this morning, he gave a reporter a little more insight into his decision making process.
Amazing. Perhaps an even more devastating indictment than what he said moments before. Why don’t we have more national leaders willing to speak like this right now?
Countdown to Republicans trying to question Gen. Powell’s patriotism and call him a socialist, in 5…4…3…
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THE COLIN POWELL ENDORSEMENT
October 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
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Former Secretary of State Gen. Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama for President this morning on Meet the Press.
It matters. And for reasons that go beyond the number of news cycles that this endorsement may dominate. Gen. Powell is a lifelong, respected military man, and a solidly centrist Republican.
Even though many expected Gen. Powell to support Obama in the end — [...]
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EARLY MORNING BLURBS BECAME EARLY AFTERNOON BLURBS BECAUSE LARK AND ME GOT INTO A LITTLE TIFF EARLIER
October 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
The U.S. Supreme Court rejects the GOP bid to purge Ohio’s voter rolls of over 600,000 people who have registered since January.
56.5 million people watched the third and final Presidential debate this week. That’s slightly more than the first (52.4 million), considerably less than the second (63.2 million), and far less than the number of [...]
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