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WTF IS IT WITH DISNEY GIRLS ANYWAY?

November 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Celebrity

I’d never heard of Adrienne Bailon or the “Cheetah Girls” before this morning, but this chick is the latest Disney star to have nude photos “stolen” from her computer and disseminated across the internets.
Bailon claims the pics were taken for the private viewing of boyfriend Robert Kardashian (yes, of those Kardashians) and will now seek [...]

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DAVID LETTERMAN SOLVES DEEP HIDDEN MYSTERY OF MTV’S THE HILLS

October 28th, 2008 · 47 Comments · Celebrity

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Everything is Lauren Conrad’s fault. 
That was a tough one.
Also of note: Brody Jenner would not have a job if it wasn’t for TV, which was a given and could be said of every single person on The Hills and on television in general, including David Letterman.
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LETTERMAN TO MCCAIN: SAY, ABOUT YOUR UNREPENTANT TERRORIST PAL GORDON LIDDY

October 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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Last night, apologetic gigolo McCain finally showed up for that ugly date with Letterman. McCain tried to make nice, telling Letterman that he had messed up when he snuck off to kiss Katie Couric’s ass instead of going on The Late Show.
But Dave was being one bitter bitch and thank goodness. During the [...]

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AFTERNOON BLURBS CRY OUT: “SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE” …AND WTF WAS TÉA THINKING !?!?

October 16th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

Morning blurbs are tardy since I got a late start on the day…

Joe the Plumber, a registered Republican, made the morning show rounds today where he basically recited, verbatim, the McCain campaign talking points against Obama. The McCain camp denies having commicated with Joe or giving him any media coaching (hm…) but regardless, it [...]

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MORNING BLURBS KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “VOTER FRAUD” AND “VOTER REGISTRATION FRAUD” SO THE GOP CAN EAT A DICK

October 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

McCain is expected to bring up Bill Ayers in tonight’s debate.

Our government approved the use of torture.

TMZ claims they have the real “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” script.

Joe Scarborough is a whiny Republican shill bitch: “I am so upset that issues are predominating. The rules have been changed and character attacks don’t work any more. My God. [...]

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LETTERMAN BLASTS MCCAIN FOR BEING “SQUIRRELY,” SAYS: “I JUST DON’T KNOW IF WE CAN TRUST HIM”

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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It begins at the 3:46 mark.
In what must be Round 6 or 7 for David Letterman by now, last night he absolutely lit into John McCain, this time calling him, QUOTE, “squirrely,” which is just another way of saying that he’s “erratic.”
You may have heard that John McCain now wants to go back on Letterman’s [...]

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EARLY MORNING BLURBS REMAIN FROZEN DESPITE THE MASSIVE BAILOUT LARK AND ME JUST GAVE THEM

October 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

The emergency bailout you and I paid for has not worked so far. Credit markets remain frozen because banks are mortally afraid to lend in this environment. Smart people are predicting a “severe global recession.” Republicans, predictably, are blaming poor people (read: blacks & Latinos) for our current financial woes, meanwhile economists [...]

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MEANINGFUL IMAGE OF THE DAY: JOHN MCCAIN

September 25th, 2008 · 24 Comments · Uncategorized

McCain getting fluffed on Katie Couric’s show yesterday… after he had “suspended his campaign.”
Read about how this idea that McCain suspended his campaign is fundamentally dishonest, here.

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MCCAIN GETS SPANKED BY LETTERMAN, IS YOUR BOYFRIEND

September 25th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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Above is just a brief clip of the spanking Letterman gave McCain last night.

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LETTERMAN ROASTS MCCAIN: “SOMEONE’S PUTTING SOMETHING IN HIS METAMUCIL”

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Letterman doesn’t like being passed up for Katie Couric, especially after McCain told him that he just had to rush home to save the world from financial ruin.
Now, if Dave read Meaningful Distraction he’d know why he got stood up for Couric: McCain owes her.
From Drudge:

David Letterman tells audience that McCain called him today to [...]

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OBAMA ON LETTERMAN: IF I MEANT IT THAT WAY, PALIN WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LIPSTICK

September 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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Well played, Obama!

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MARY-KATE OLSEN WEARS UNDERWEAR, DOESN’T LIKE SPENCER PRATT

June 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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Sounds like a smart girl, huh?

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