I don’t use a credit card, because shhhhh…I have bad credit. At this point I can get about $200 on a card, so why even bother. I’m in the minority though, as most Americans (80% of households) flash their plastic to pay for the majority of stuff.
Today, Obama will be meeting with bigwigs of the [...]

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Obama has been on a giant and far-reaching media tour popping up everywhere from the Tonight Show to 60 Minutes to his global op-ed to outer space. Last night was just another push on the pr front and focused mostly on budgets and curbing the negative smack talk beginning to rumble about whether or not he is taking [...]

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There have been plenty of rumors flying from the GOP that $30 million dollars of the stimulus package has been dedicated to saving the salt marsh mouse in Nancy Pelosi’s district.
Well, it just isn’t true.
Pelosi’s office has stepped forward and stated that the claim is a “total fabrication,” and GOP staffers have even admitted “There [...]

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Obama met with congressional Republicans today to basically plead with them to stop being partisan assholes over his $825 billion stimulus plan, which they feel has insufficient tax cuts and excessive spending.
“The statistics every day underscore the urgency of the economic situation. The American people expect action. I don’t expect 100 percent agreement from my Republican [...]

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Scarlett Johansson recently appeared on the Tonight Show while suffering a cold and blew her nose in a kleenex. Some savvy person swiped up the snot rag and has posted it on eBay.  The current price is over $2,000.
Now if the government could just create some kind of program where they infect numerous celebrities with a virus, [...]

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Alright. I have given Matt Damon some shit before both here (read the comments!)

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