-Above is some vampire porn for you Twilight fans. Enjoy.
-Britain’s Got Talent wunderkind Susan Boyle freaked out on people stalking her at a hotel shouting, How f***ing dare you! You can’t f***ing talk to me like that.”  When the cops asked if there was a problem, she responded, “Of course there’s a f***ing problem,” before [...]

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-Alec Baldwin gives David Letterman some sexy toys for his wedding.
-Christopher Walken tells Esquire: “Most of the jobs I get are basically very unwholesome people. There’s always something wrong with the guy, and sometimes something deeply wrong. I’m tired of that.”
-Madonna and boy toy Jesus are having a Kabbalah wedding ceremony. It won’t be [...]

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-Midweek celebrity tabloid madness!!! Have you hit the newsstand yet?
-Susan Boyle is O-V-E-R. The never been kissed, except has been kissed, singing sensation is shopping around a book. No one is biting. Her story of triumph over the odds of people’s superficiality is just a one-trick pony. Ho-hum.
-Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are having [...]

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-Celeb spotting: I saw Julia Roberts at Danal (best breakfast joint in NYC) on Saturday having brunch with two women and showing the owner pictures of her kids on her phone. I thought my father was going to have a heart attack she’s so beautiful in person. Amazing skin.
-The Half-Blood Prince is richer than real London royals, [...]

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-SJP and hubby Mathew Broderick went to a play dressed as people with bad taste.
-Get your Kleenex out. Rubina, the adorable girl who won your heart in Slumdog Millionaire, is being sold by her father for almost $300,000. Where is Angelina Jolie when you actually need her?
-Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is preggers!
-Madonna fell off [...]

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-Angelina Jolie and the Octo-mom are similar because they are both obsessed with babies and fame, to say nothing of Brad Pitt and having lots of money. What?
-Chris Brown reportedly beat Rihanna and tried to kill her because a girl booty called him. Yeah, it makes no sense, but either does domestic violence.
-John Mayer is [...]

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-Scarlett Johansson sings Jeff Buckley to the sadness of all Buckley fans.
-Hallelujah! Arrested Development the movie is on!!!  Um, that’s according to Michael Cera’s grandfather, so fingers crossed.
-I am sorry to say this, but Patrick Swayze is still dying. Nothing will help him. Therefore he is not going to go through needless treatment.
-How sad, muggles. [...]

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-Tina Fey gave the best speech last night at the Golden Globe’s telling Internet commentators to “Suck it.”  There’s also rumors flying that Barack may go on Tina’s 30 Rock, but I am kind of skeptical about this one.
-Marc Anthony agreed to sing and Jennifer Lopez said she would “speak” at the Latino Inaugural Ball [...]

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Carly Fiorina made several high-profile appearances yesterday as a McCain spokesperson.

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