-This dog is not a celebrity, but is clearly more talented than Jennifer Aniston. Someone get him/her a show.
-Britney Spear’s is requiring that hotels she stays at to install a stripper pole in her room. It’s because it’s her favorite new workout and not because she has a sexual fetish. Uh-huh.
-Due to his hand injury from a car [...]
SHOCK! LIES! SCANDAL! YOUR DAILY CELEBRITY BLURBS!!!
May 1st, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity
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EVENING BLURBS ARE THINKING THAT WHOEVER IS SENT TO ALASKA TO GET THOSE CLOTHES BACK FROM SARAH PALIN BETTER BE PACKING SOME HEAT
November 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Celebrity, Politics
Eliot Spitzer whore Ashley Dupre.
A Republican Party lawyer is being dispatched to Alaska to retrieve the clothes still in Sarah Palin’s possession. The extravagant purchases, we’re now learning, also included up to $40,000 dollars in clothes and shoes for Palin’s husband, Todd.
Conservative “intellectuals” plan a meeting to discuss how they can pick up the pieces [...]
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007 STAR DANIEL CRAIG SAYS THE NEXT JAMES BOND SHOULD BE BLACK
November 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Movies
A black Bond? Never happen.
Related: Bond Ambition
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NYC MAYORAL HOPEFUL’S SHOCKING, SECRET PLAN TO EXPAND DATING POOL
June 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Meaningful Distraction has already strongly denounced Rep. Anthony Weiner’s proposal to allow more foreign models into this country to find work.
We feel that we have more than enough beautiful girls for that job right here; girls whose heart bleeds Red, White, and Blue.
But if you want to know why the NYC pol has recently become [...]
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