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PALIN SUPPORTERS THINK HER POLICY ON UM..UH..HMMM…IS..UH..

November 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

In the above video of a Palin book signing, a reporter interviews some fans who are (no judgement) most likely undereducated and have an anti-Obama agenda because black people are scary and constantly making ridiculous rap videos with cars, blingbling and ba-dunk-a-dunk.
When asked why they favor Sarah, the general answers were because she has a [...]

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SARAH PALIN DIDN’T ANSWER KATIE COURIC’S QUESTIONS BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO BUSY PITYING HER & OTHER AWESOME LIES

November 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

OMG, this is fantastic.*  Sarah Palin’s Memoir ‘I Wear Rouge: An Idiot’s Guide To Taking Down A Campaign and Looking Fantastic!” (written by Lynn Vincent) doesn’t hit shelves till next Tuesday, but the AP has already got a copy and released some excerpts because they are The Media and must do Evil Things like report on [...]

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HOT UNPROTECTED SEX WITH LEVI JOHNSTON OR A CAR?

May 29th, 2009 · 39 Comments · Sarah Palin

That’s the deal that First Dude Todd Palin gave Bristol. It’s a tough decision, especially if you just got your driver’s license. Call me old fashioned, but I think I’d go with father of my child…unless it was a Ferrari.
 Leave your choice in the comments.
At any rate, Johnston is back on the prowl, huntin the ladies [...]

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SARAH PALIN GETS INEVITABLE BOOK DEAL

May 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

Oh, lookee here everybody, whada ya know? Sarah Palin’s got herself one of them there book deals.
Harper Collins won’t say how much they’re paying her to pen the deal (with a collaborator), saying they don’t want the price to be the focus. This translates to a pretty hefty dollar sign. Rumor is, it’s somewhere around [...]

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BRITSOL PALIN GAZES HAPPILY AT HER BABY WHILE PROMOTING TEEN ABSTINECE

May 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Media, Sarah Palin

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Here is Bristol Palin, the new teen ambassador to the Candies Foundation, an anti-bastard child organization that educates teens about the consequences of pregnancy and promotes abstinence.  The pretty young girl, who is wealthy and has a supportive family, tells Matt how kids shouldn’t have sex as unmarried teens because [...]

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SARAH PALIN & HER DEAD BEAR GET A VISIT FROM MOTORHEADS

May 1st, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin took some time off from scapegoating the media for her stupidity and governing to appear on American Choppers, a show about two men who build custom motorcycles.
Why, you ask? Why not? Is there possibly a better way to celebrate the state’s 50 year anniversary? No. no, there is not. Machines=Patriotism=America.

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SARAH PALIN’S DAD JUST WANTS SOME DIAPERS FROM LEVI JOHNSTON

April 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Politics, Sarah Palin

The neverending trailer trash soap opera of Sarah Palin and company continues with the release of the newest issue of Us Weekly, in which the Alaskan Gov’s father, Chuck Heath, slams young, fertile stallion Levi Johnston.
Heath tells that tab that the Bristol do-er “has not contributed anything” to Tripp. “I don’t agree with what he’s [...]

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PALIN’S PICK FOR STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL IS TOTALLY COOL WITH WIFE RAPE

April 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

Um..whoops? Wayne Anthony Ross, Palin’s nominee for Alaska’s State Attorney General, is all about the hot wife rape. 
Back in 1991 Ross said in a speech to “father’s rights” group Dads Against Discrimination: “If a guy can’t rape his wife, who’s he gonna rape?”
When you put it that way, wow, who knows? I guess the possibilities are endless.  [...]

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JAY-Z STILL OFFICIALLY BIGGER THAN BLAGO & PALIN, WHILE BLOOMBERG MAKES $1

April 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Celebrity

Parade Magazine came out with it’s list of top celebrity salaries today and I am having trouble figuring out just how they defined “celebrity.”
Beyonce ($80 million) is on there, Kelly Ripa ($8 million), Will Ferrell ($31 million), and Jennifer Anniston ($27 million), to name a few A-listers that are actual Hollywood names. Proving how politics has [...]

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INSIGHTS FROM BRISTOL PALIN’S MYSPACE PAGE

April 9th, 2009 · 27 Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

This is getting out of hand. Poor Bristol Palin gets knocked up, her baby daddy is making the rounds on TV, and she’s been shoved into the spotlight all for her mother’s career. Some will argue that she’s fair game since she has chosen to speak with the press, but she only came out to defend [...]

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LEVI JOHNSTON ‘CAPITALIZING ON BABY DADDY-DOM’ MEDIA TOUR CONTINUES

April 8th, 2009 · 21 Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

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Palin daughter impregnator Levi Johnston appeared on the CBS Morning Show today. He calls out Sarah Palin, claims he’s not white trash, and states: “I wouldn’t call any baby a mistake. I love him more than anything. I wouldn’t trade him for the world.”
The whole thing came off very genuine and made [...]

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LEVI JOHNSTON DEBUTS PORN STACHE, TALKS SEX WITH TYRA

April 3rd, 2009 · 39 Comments · Media, Sarah Palin

I feel bad for Palin daughter impregnator Levi Johnston. It’s not like there is much else to do in Alaska beside have hot unprotected, under aged sex. So there he is just going about his business of being a normal kid with bad judgement when boom, all of a sudden Good Morning America is following him around [...]

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SARAH PALIN: WALKING BILLBOARD OF UNETHICAL BEHAVIOR

March 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

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Another day, another accusation of an ethics violation from Sarah Palin. The Alaskan gov showed up to support First Dude Todd at the Iron Man decked out in a head to toe outfit by Arctic Cat, the same company sponsoring her husband.
What’s great about this is that the complaint was brought about by [...]

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UPDATED: THE NEVERENDING TRAILER TRASH SOAP OPERA OF SARAH PALIN & CO

March 16th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

UPDATE:Levi Johnston is getting his five minutes of fame by being the irresponsible under-aged baby daddy of Britsol Palin. Today, he went on Good Morning America to talk about his relationship and how often he sees the baby.
As to the break up, Levi says, “We were just, we were in a fight. And trying to [...]

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UPDATED: BOBBY JINDAL: THE NEXT SARAH PALIN?

February 27th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Politics

UPDATE:Because it can always get worse. Bobby Jindal’s shoulder shoulder push back on bureaucrats during Katrina was made up. He wasn’t actually in Sheriff Harry Lee , but he did hear about the incedent days later over the phone.
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Last night, after Obama’s big Not-State of The Union, “No More Fancy Rugs,” speech Bobby Jindal, Republican [...]

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JINDAL VS. THE VOLCANO

February 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics

During his bed time story the other night, Bobby Jindal, whose own state of Louisiana underwent a terrible natural disaster during Katrina, talked very slowly and with weird inflection about how needless monitoring volcanoes, to make sure they don’t kill people, is.
Alaskans, whose own Mount Redoubt has been bubbling lately in hopes of a Sarah Palin [...]

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BOBBY JINDAL’S WEAKSAUCE, EXPOSED

February 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics, Shit That Makes Me Laugh

I’ve been making essentially this same point to my Republican friends for a couple days now, but Gail Collins makes it better… and with more pizazz:
“Louisiana has gotten $130 billion in post-Katrina aid. How is it that the stars of the Republican austerity movement come from the states that suck up the most federal money? Taxpayers [...]

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THE GOP COMEBACK GETS A WEBSITE

February 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Politics

Sadly it’s not the urban suburban hip hop cool, baby, bling bling, jazz for one-armed midgets of Michael Steele’s new Republican party. Instead it’s just a homepage with some blue colors, a place to donate, and sad clowns Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal. There’s also a really unexciting video of Haley Barber talking and a little [...]

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WHALIN PALIN: THE GOV’S LATEST ANIMAL TARGET

February 24th, 2009 · 40 Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

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Palin is infamous for her totally backwards and cruel approach to creatures great and small from her attempt to get polar bears off the Endangered Species list to her penchant for shooting wolves from a helicopter.
Now,the Alaskan gov has filed a 60-day notice of intent to sue the federal government for protecting the Cook [...]

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SARAH PALIN TAKES PART IN TAX PROBLEMS TREND

February 18th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Politics, Sarah Palin

And she didn’t even get a cabinet appointment out of it! But who cares, not paying was a Maverick move!
It seems that the whole working from home per diem she was receiving, counts as income and no one told her this. No one also told her that a per diem is usually paid to work away [...]

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