-Chris Brown is not a monster. Oh, and buy his new album. (DON’T!)
-”I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy… The truth is, the psychotic woman that I truly am comes out when I’m not working. When I’m not working, I [...]

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-Celebrity weekly covers!
-Anna Wintour owns Oprah’s big ass. In 1998 she made the talk show diva shed some pounds before she would put her on the cover of Vogue.
-Chace Crawford will show everyone that dancing isn’t Satan’s way of saying “hello,” as Ren McCormack in the remake of Footloose.
-Seventeen year old gymnast Shawn Johnson was named winner [...]

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-SJP and hubby Mathew Broderick went to a play dressed as people with bad taste.
-Get your Kleenex out. Rubina, the adorable girl who won your heart in Slumdog Millionaire, is being sold by her father for almost $300,000. Where is Angelina Jolie when you actually need her?
-Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is preggers!
-Madonna fell off [...]

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-Gisele is officially off the market. Her and Tom got married yesterday in Santa Monica. Leo is weeping right now.
-Jeremy Piven is in actor’s court over leaving Speed the Plow. He won’t stop performing crying.
-Oh nos! Ed MacMahon is in the hosiptal for pnemonia.
-It’s time the media leave the Slumdog kids alone. After returning from [...]

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-Celebrate! It’s on! Lone hold out and little bastard Michael Cera has finally signed on for an Arrested Development movie. Can. Not. Wait. Chicken Dance!!!
-In other movie news, the lovable Michael Gondry has signed on to direct Green Hornet. Expect the crime fighter to slay villains with weapons that shoot flowers, tie them with yarn and [...]

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-Lindsay Lohan is coming out with a spray tan line. Go figure. Next up, Faux lesbian fragrance.
-Everybody who is anybody (read:  Sean Penn, Mickey Rourke) went to Graydon Carter’s big Vanity Fair bash. Kate Winslet was so overwhelmed by papsand congratualtors that she tripped. Demi Moore and Madonna partied elsewhere with fewer people. Prince was [...]

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I will be adopting all of those children. Just show me where to sign.

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This is most likely fake, but the list seems pretty realistic. It was leaked by a blog that’s no longer loading, but was picked up by Cinematical and several other sites.
The envelope please.  And the supposed list of winners is:
Actor in a leading role: Mickey Rourke
Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger
Actress in a leading [...]

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-I don’t have cable and just saw this clip from Flight of the Conchords, “Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor.” Make sure you know “the bro to ho ratio.”
-I didn’t think it was possible, but Hollywood is finally producing a movie I can’t wait to see. The magic formula? James Franco + A Telling of [...]

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Ohhh, the Academy Award nominees have been announced. On Feb. 22 all the twinkly celebrities will get dolled up and appear on the red carpet for the long as hell award ceremony at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles to accept their little golden man or perfect their acting skills by looking gracious in defeat.
The [...]

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Just a quickie on this developing news that HRC will “suspend” her campaign on Saturday. For those that don’t know, for her to suspend her campaign is NOT the same thing as her formally withdrawing from the contest. Suspending her campaign means she will retain control over hundreds of delegates at the Democratic convention in [...]

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