Stop printing totally BS headlines that make you think Cheerios are not healthy and that smoking boosts “fat-zapping genes.”
Could you imagine the results if people only read the headlines and NOT the articles?
If so, you’re a lot like me and that leaves your entire sense of reality feeling a little surreal sometimes.  After skimming the [...]

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Another day, another reason smoking is bad comes out. As someone who chronically lights up, let me tell you, we get it. Everyone hates smokers. We can’t just enjoy a meal and a smoke anymore, no more boozing it up and lighting up simultaneously indoors, no more getting our nicotine fix without having some meddling [...]

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I am sorry, national TV viewing audience, but the 1.1 million of you who tuned in to watch Denise Richards clean up animal crap deserve to be shot or at least have your eyes gouged out to save you from yourself.  You and your horrible non-taste for quality entertainment has led network execs to pick [...]

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-Lindsay Lohan and Sam “She’s a Lesbo” Ronson were photographed hugging and holding hands on P. Diddy’s yacht. Specualtion continues over why there is still specualtion on whether they are girlfriends or “girlfriends.” (Egotastic)
-Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards continue to ensure their kids are eternally fucked up by battling publicly over Charlie’s sperm. [...]

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-Thank god it’s over. David Cook has won Idol and is now free to continue his unforgiving contract. Look for him on Home Shopping Network next, shilling his cd as a buy-one, get-one special with Clay Aiken. (People)
-Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are spending $20 million on the birth of their twins. [...]

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