I know, I know, who cares? You have to admit though, there is something oddly fascinating about someone taking scripts, adding some connecting lines and changing their first name to create a new piece of garbage.
I made it through the first few paragraphs because I was initially intrigued by the first line which says: “Jane [...]

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-Celebrity weekly covers!
-Anna Wintour owns Oprah’s big ass. In 1998 she made the talk show diva shed some pounds before she would put her on the cover of Vogue.
-Chace Crawford will show everyone that dancing isn’t Satan’s way of saying “hello,” as Ren McCormack in the remake of Footloose.
-Seventeen year old gymnast Shawn Johnson was named winner [...]

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-The Susan Boyle makeover has begun.
-Miley Cyrus, like most women, is dating one guy while being in love with another.  One in this case is model Justin Gaston, while another is Nick Jonas.
-No tab wants the precious Heidi and Spencer wedding photos. “They’d rather be on page 50 of Us, People, In Touch or Life [...]

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-Above is a news blooper where Tony Danza appears on a local news program where he doesn’t know his mic is on. This is his best work ever!
-Miss California’s gay bigotry has landed her more than massive press coverage. She’ll be appearing at the Gospel Music Awards. Jesus!
-Gwyneth Paltrow wants Mario Batali to lose weight [...]

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-Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is using the cartoon character’s voice in Scientology robo (automated) calls that promote one of their alien events.
-Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career is a hoax. I know your all totally surprised.
-When Tom Cruise puts his Xenu-inspired hand on Katie Homles’ belly she is instantly impregnated.
-Tony Romo is force feeding Jessica Simpson [...]

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-John Mayer continues being a cheesy, pr whore and I kind of love him for it.
-Michael Jackson’s Thriller music video is coming to Broadway. It’ll be just like Phantom of the Opera, but with zombies.
-Christ figure Brad Pitt tried to drink and drive, but had his “road soda” taken away from him. In other Brangelina news, [...]

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-Diablo Cody’s new show, United States of Tara, looks awesome. Sneak peek above.
-Dane Cook’s brother embezzeled millions from him. Not shocking: His brother’s a douche. Shocking: Dane Cook had that much money.
-Jeremy Piven is a romantic. Sick with mercury poisoning he sent out a mass text saying, ‘Come to my room - whoever responds first [...]

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