-Lindsay Lohan is coming out with a spray tan line. Go figure. Next up, Faux lesbian fragrance.
-Everybody who is anybody (read:  Sean Penn, Mickey Rourke) went to Graydon Carter’s big Vanity Fair bash. Kate Winslet was so overwhelmed by papsand congratualtors that she tripped. Demi Moore and Madonna partied elsewhere with fewer people. Prince was [...]

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I will be adopting all of those children. Just show me where to sign.

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This is most likely fake, but the list seems pretty realistic. It was leaked by a blog that’s no longer loading, but was picked up by Cinematical and several other sites.
The envelope please.  And the supposed list of winners is:
Actor in a leading role: Mickey Rourke
Actor in a supporting role: Heath Ledger
Actress in a leading [...]

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-I don’t have cable and just saw this clip from Flight of the Conchords, “Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor.” Make sure you know “the bro to ho ratio.”
-I didn’t think it was possible, but Hollywood is finally producing a movie I can’t wait to see. The magic formula? James Franco + A Telling of [...]

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-Paris Hilton duets with Snoop Dog. P. Hizzle, snooze.
-Mickey Rourke’s 18 year old dog has passed over the Rainbow Bridge. R.I.P. Loki.
-In order to overcome the fate of Confessions of a Shopoholic (i.e.- tanking because the movie is based on excessive consumerism when the economy is shot), Sex and the City’s Sarah Jessica Parker says [...]

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“You really have to work hard to violate Governor Palin’s
standards on negative campaigning.”

A top McCain adviser today softened the ground for making Rev. Wright a campaign issue during these final days. Why? Because one black person said something about McCain he didn’t like, so suddenly another black person is no longer “off the table.”

More whining [...]

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