Not everything is dying in the new Everythign Must Die economy. Fox has ordered two more seasons of The Simpsons, making it the longest running series in primetime history. There will be 44 new Simpsons episodes, which will bring the series total to 493 episodes.

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Everyone is all excited about this, but I’m kind of meh, don’t have a cow man. I am also sickeningly hung over, so maybe that’s my problem.

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-Tom & Katie are planning on spawning another Thetan messiah. Watch out Xenu! (E!) Once the kid is weened off of Scientology founder Ron L. Hubbards baby formula of honey, discovered when he time traveled back to ancient Rome, baby Cruise will be ready to go intergalactic on your ass. (Defamer)
-Benji Madden bought [...]

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